Serious How can I pretend to be a normie?

[Deleted member 7573]

The reason is that it's becoming increasingly obvious to my co-workers that I'm a virgin loser, they certainly suspected it, but they started talking about stories with their girlfriends and wives and realized that I have nothing to talk about, and because of that they are starting to treat me different, sometimes to ignore and exclude me from conversations, how can I pretend to have been through relationships?

 

[Newbie17]

Fake it till you make it. Also, just shower and get a new haircut. You will be on their level in a matter of weeks.

 

[acnescarcel]

just lie or never talk to them again

 

[Konon]

You can't. Normies can literally smell your inceldom. I've tried for 21 years to fit in with Normies and I pretty much failed 99.5% of the time. They can quickly sense I'm a frustrated, low IQ virgin, usually at first glance, since many don't give me a chance to fit in.

 

[doktordoom]

The reason is that it's becoming increasingly obvious to my co-workers that I'm a virgin loser, they certainly suspected it, but they started talking about stories with their girlfriends and wives and realized that I have nothing to talk about, and because of that they are starting to treat me different, sometimes to ignore and exclude me from conversations, how can I pretend to have been through relationships?

you gotta be a chameleon.. here im myself in this forum. but when interacting with ppl i put my steven seagull mask on aka i act lke steven seagull does in his action movies from the 80s and early 90s

 

[Deleted member 7573]

you gotta be a chameleon.. here im myself in this forum. but when interacting with ppl i put my steven seagull mask on aka i act lke steven seagull does in his action movies from the 80s and early 90s

 

[Oblivion]

I'm planning to write a guide on this. The gist is that you should basically copy what you see other people doing. Look on r/relationships for shit you can say, maybe even create fake social media profiles of exes. Alternatively you can just stop thirsting for their approval...

 

[Deleted member 7573]

I'm planning to write a guide on this. The gist is that you should basically copy what you see other people doing. Look on r/relationships for shit you can say, maybe even create fake social media profiles of exes. Alternatively you can just stop thirsting for their approval...

Hm i see, i will definitely try this, just not the part of fake social media I think is too much work

 

[Cali_Incel]

Lie about you having ex girlfriend that cheated you and give a first name no last name just in case they ask and maybe if you lucky you might get pity.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Lie about you having ex girlfriend that cheated you and give a first name no last name just in case they ask and maybe if you lucky you might get pity.

Than thats good, if I make one story like that right with some realistic points, even some femoids may feel sorry for me.

 

[Cali_Incel]

Than thats good, if I make one story like that right with some realistic points, even some femoids may feel sorry for me.

Nothing too ridiculous neither say you have one or two at max and give 4 years ago that you guys broke up and you haven't dated since if they ask why you haven't dated just say your too shy(which is true for me) that what I'm doing atm.

 

[Jockcel]

You can't.

 

[Grotesque]

Stop being ugly.

 

[kekboi]

Don't think making up some story is the best way. They already know you're a virgin, if you start pretending now you will just make it even worse.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Nothing too ridiculous neither say you have one or two at max and give 4 years ago that you guys broke up and you haven't dated since if they ask why you haven't dated just say your too shy(which is true for me) that what I'm doing atm.

Yeah I try to say that Im shy and college has taken up much of my time

Don't think making up some story is the best way. They already know you're a virgin, if you start pretending now you will just make it even worse.

I think the biggest problem is never having been seen as a person to have a relationship with a female, if that's out of the question maybe they'll "forgive" me for being who I am

 

[Cali_Incel]

Yeah I try to say that Im shy and college has taken up much of my time

I think the biggest problem is never having been seen as a person to have a relationship with a female, if that's out of the question maybe they'll "forgive" me for being who I am

If they ask you why you haven't mention this before and just say I don't like talking about it that it just makes me upset or depress or something.

 

[Indari]

The reason is that it's becoming increasingly obvious to my co-workers that I'm a virgin loser, they certainly suspected it, but they started talking about stories with their girlfriends and wives and realized that I have nothing to talk about, and because of that they are starting to treat me different, sometimes to ignore and exclude me from conversations, how can I pretend to have been through relationships?

if you give a shit about this shit you're a cuck

 

[VLÖ]

Honestly you can't.

They'll never see you with womyn or girls anyway so they'll never believe you. Unless you constantly talk to your "gf/wife" on your phone and go out with her then you don't stand a chance.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

if you give a shit about this shit you're a cuck

Hey I just want to continue making money and if they isolate me socially it can affect my permanence in the company

 

[Deleted member 5861]

This is ER fuel

 

[Mik_TFL]

play it off as if you were asexual, it makes things really really simple. Then focus in being better at your job, you are there to expand your skills and to make money.

 

[MogekoLord]

just lie or never talk to them again

I hate that this is literally the only thing you can do.

I hope that someday ill have a job that just lets me be a recluse

 

[acnescarcel]

I hate that this is literally the only thing you can do.

I hope that someday ill have a job that just lets me be a recluse

same. one of my biggest dreams is working for myself.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Get cucked by a slut and tell yourself that this is just how things are nowadays.

 

[Hunter]

nofap and being overly extroverted helps. but are you really willing to fake being a normie for so long? being a normie is boring as fuck tbh.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

same. one of my biggest dreams is working for myself.

And today that story of higher employee interaction results in more creativity and innovation is even more present in the work environment its really shit now

 

[Evildoer]

When femoids in school asked me if i ever had a gf, i lied them yes, and they actually believed me (at least they demonstrated it like they did).
They asked me some random questions, about her name and hair/eye color, so i said random name and black hair with blue eyes. They said like "wah, she must be so beautiful with jetblack hair and blue eyes, can you show a photo" i said i deleted all photos of her since i broke up with her.
Something like that.
For some reason, i never felt it difficult to shamelessly lie to others.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

nofap and being overly extroverted helps. but are you really willing to fake being a normie for so long? being a normie is boring as fuck tbh.

Probably, I am a trainee there and they pay very well, and the salary once Im a full employee its even better, It can realy help me have a better life

When femoids in school asked me if i ever had a gf, i lied them yes, and they actually believed me (at least maked themselves look like they did).
They asked me some random questions, about her name and hair/eye color, so i said random name and black hair with blue eyes. They said like "wah, she must be so beautiful with jetblack hair and blue eyes, can you show a photo" i said i deleted all photos of her since we i broke up with her. Something like that.
For some reason, i never felt difficult in shamelessly lying to people.

I hope they don't ask for a photo with me, but if they ask that I will use that.

 

[acnescarcel]

And today that story of higher employee interaction results in more creativity and innovation is even more present in the work environment its really shit now

what do you mean?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

what do you mean?

Creativity is the mental and social process used to generate ideas, concepts and associations that lead to the exploitation of new ideas ... supporting an open exchange of ideas among employees at all levels, organizations are able to inspire personnel and maintain innovative workplaces...as creativity typically does not occur exclusively in an individual's head but is the result of interaction with a social context where it's codified.

This is all placed as an obligation to employees, to interact to the maximum for greater creativity and if you are of the type that isolates yourself it can be really bad for your stay in the company

 

[acnescarcel]

Creativity is the mental and social process used to generate ideas, concepts and associations that lead to the exploitation of new ideas ... supporting an open exchange of ideas among employees at all levels, organizations are able to inspire personnel and maintain innovative workplaces...as creativity typically does not occur exclusively in an individual's head but is the result of interaction with a social context where it's codified.

This is all placed as an obligation to employees, to interact to the maximum for greater creativity and if you are of the type that isolates yourself it can be really bad for your stay in the company

true.

 

[Charley]

Just pretend to be a MGTOW then, and say that you've had bad relationships with obsessive/mentally ill girls which is why you don't try anymore

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Just pretend to be a MGTOW then, and say that you've had bad relationships with obsessive/mentally ill girls which is why you don't try anymore

If the subject of relationship comes up again, I will say that for three years I have not been with anyone since after my last girlfriend betrayed me with a guy she met in a bar in my city.

The story goes like this:
I was with her already two years and I never imagined she could have done something like that, but thanks to a friend of mine who saw everything I could confront her and then she told me the truth and he was not the first one she betrayed me, she started to cry apologizing but I find it best to end the relationship and each one to follow his own life, It was difficult because our families already knew each other. Now I do not even think about entering into a relationship I'm too busy with college.

 

[TomathonClancy]

If you're ugly and have seen the blackpilled truth, there's no way to be normie.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

If you're ugly and have seen the blackpilled truth, there's no way to be normie.

So I'm doomed to failure my brother, but it's still worth trying to keep the job tho.

 

[GeneticFilth]

This is why ugly people don't stand a chance. Once puberty starts most of social interaction is about sex and relationships and you will have nothing to say and even if you lie they will want to see your social media. Everything is just way too ridiculously bad.

 

[Animus]

The problem is probably not that you're a virgin but that you aren't contributijg much to the conversations. So the real challenge isn't pretending you've had sex but learning to participate in conversations on subjects which you have no experience. My approach in these situations is to ask a lot of questions. Since most people prefer to talk than to listen this is usually a good way to make friends.

 

[kekboi]

If the subject of relationship comes up again, I will say that for three years I have not been with anyone since after my last girlfriend betrayed me with a guy she met in a bar in my city.

The story goes like this:
I was with her already two years and I never imagined she could have done something like that, but thanks to a friend of mine who saw everything I could confront her and then she told me the truth and he was not the first one she betrayed me, she started to cry apologizing but I find it best to end the relationship and each one to follow his own life, It was difficult because our families already knew each other. Now I do not even think about entering into a relationship I'm too busy with college.

First i think the story is not very believable and you should just try to be more active in conversations when other topics come up
Second: Don't spout this out like that. Try to make it seem like you didn't just come up with this story over night( which it sounds like)

 

[Deleted member 7573]

First i think the story is not very believable and you should just try to be more active in conversations when other topics come up
Second: Don't spout this out like that. Try to make it seem like you didn't just come up with this story over night( which it sounds like)

I know I need to think in more details, but the base of the history would be that, and I would only say about this if they ask me something related to not having a girlfriend or something

 

[Lonelyvirgin]

Normies can somehow sense if you have had 0 experience with women. At least that's how it seems like.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

You can't. You either are one or you're not.

 

[solitary_dweller]

The reason is that it's becoming increasingly obvious to my co-workers that I'm a virgin loser, they certainly suspected it, but they started talking about stories with their girlfriends and wives and realized that I have nothing to talk about, and because of that they are starting to treat me different, sometimes to ignore and exclude me from conversations, how can I pretend to have been through relationships?

Say you've been having an affair with a sexy Grandma but you where to ashamed to admit it. They'll understand.