Serious how can i make my parents divorce?

[inceloser]

its been around 10 years since ive seen my parents sleep in the same room together. my dad occasionally does but prefers sleeping on the couch.
the reason i want my parents to divorce is because then id get to live freely with my mom and leech off her and no one would say shit. my dad is the only one in my life pushing me to do shit i dont wanna do.

i dont want to go to college, i dont want to do shit in life, i hate showering, and i want to kill myself.
fuck.

 

[rhodie]

simple. don't.

don't go to college, I didn't go. nothing is realistically FORCING you to do it

 

[inceloser]

simple. don't.

don't go to college, I didn't go. nothing is realistically FORCING you to do it

what do you do for money

 

[rhodie]

what do you do for money

I don't work, I get government stipend

 

[AlreadyLost]

Start stealing personal belongings from your mom and make her think your dad did it and vice versa. Or start sabotaging shit around your house so they will think that the other one is trying to fuck them up. Might get the job done, and then you will have something to do with your time, too. Should be funny actually.

 

[Lonelyus]

I don't work, I get government stipend

Same, NEETbuxx is king, Ive been slopping all day bruh!

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Over for oedipus complexcels