Cope How can I convince my dad to buy me an escort?

[Deleted member 20811]

Anyone got any ideas?

 

[Lone-Star]

you cant tbh
just say youre saving up to buy something believable

 

[Deleted member 28526]

Dad not blackpilled?

 

[Deleted member 19079]

tell him colvin lives matter

 

[PPEcel]

Don't. Just don't. Why can't you arrange the trip yourself?

How much money does he usually give you?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Dad not blackpilled?

not sure. I haven't asked him about escorts yet.

you cant tbh
just say youre saving up to buy something believable

interesting...

 

[Deleted member 27249]

my dad would beat me if I asked that lmao, try to make your own money

 

[Personalityinkwell]

not sure. I haven't asked him about escorts yet.

test the waters by asking him a question about them. maybe if one of his friends ever used one or something

 

[Deleted member 20811]

my dad would beat me if I asked that lmao, try to make your own money

I already have $2K saved up from jobs + gifts but don't want to waste all of it.

Don't. Just don't. Why can't you arrange the trip yourself?

How much money does he usually give you?

He gives me $300 every christmas and $300 every birthday. its an agreement we made.

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

What the actual fuck man?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

What the actual fuck man?

I'm desperate man...

Escorts are the only way truecels can get laid.

 

[PPEcel]

He gives me $300 every christmas and $300 every birthday. its an agreement we made.

Brutal

And you're in burgerland, right? That makes it exponentially pricier to get a good-looking whore

 

[Pengwin]

Just tell him about your difficulties revolving girls and he might be willing to help.

 

[JestER]

Just straight up ask him and watch him say you should give a foid you like some flowers & chocolates to win her heart

 

[Deleted member 21218]

Why dont you buy your own escort jfl

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Brutal

And you're in burgerland, right? That makes it exponentially pricier to get a good-looking whore

Yeah I'm USA. brootal tbh.

Just tell him about your difficulties revolving girls and he might be willing to help.

I wish bro.

Just straight up ask him and watch him say you should give a foid you like some flowers & chocolates to win her heart

 

[Deleted member 21218]

I already have $2K saved up from jobs + gifts but don't want to waste all of it.


He gives me $300 every christmas and $300 every birthday. its an agreement we made.

Dude escorts are like 200$ for an hour

 

[JestER]

You still mog me though, atleast you have a dad

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Just save your allowance and sneak out a Nd fuck the Escort

 

[bait____]

Show him your postcount on .co

 

[Deleted member 20811]

You still mog me though, atleast you have a dad

My condolences .

Just save your allowance and sneak out a Nd fuck the Escort

That or I could just say I'm going to a friends house or something and take an lol. I'd have to take an uber though because no driver's license...

 

[PPEcel]

That or I could just say I'm going to a friends house or something and take an lol. I'd have to take an uber though because no driver's license...

Yeah, that's what you should do. Say you're grabbing a nice dinner with a friend and ask for something small like $100 to partially cover it.

Yeah I'm USA. brootal tbh.

Fucking brutal.

Which part of burgerland?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Fucking brutal.

Which part of burgerland?

East Coast. Don't want to doxx state.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

there's no alternative reality where that could happen if your dad's not a degenerate and blackpilled himself. Sorry op .

 

[PPEcel]

East Coast. Don't want to doxx state.

Brutal. I lived on the East Coast too.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

there's no alternative reality where that could happen if your dad's not a degenerate and blackpilled himself. Sorry op .

.

 

[Neggr]

genuinely laughed

 

[muharremabi]

my dad would beat me if I asked that lmao

 

[Twinkcel]

I started working when I was 19. I paid for my first escort when I was 21 then after that I started traveling to SEA twice a year. I guess what I’m trying to say is be a man and buy your own escort.

 

[Deleted member 27161]

they aren't that expensive, depending on the one you get and how long, but goodluck bro