Serious How can I become a neet?

[Ragellsaveus]

I´m sick of uni, It´s pure sui fuel. I want wagecucks to support my LDAR lifestyle, any suggestions?

 

[IronMike]

You have to embarrass your family by being diagnosed with a mental disorder

 

[Ragellsaveus]

You have to embarrass your family by being diagnosed with a mental disorder

I´d love to do that, how is it done?

 

[3uxp]

I´d love to do that, how is it done?

Super easy go to any mall and start screeching and when you get to a psychward stay silent all the time and don't make eye contant you should get autism or skitzophrenia or just brake your leg tbqh

 

[Iamthesui]

I´d love to do that, how is it done?

You're an incel. Go to a psychiatrist, tell them how you feel about things, get diagnosed. Incels all have mental disorders according to society

 

[Ragellsaveus]

You're an incel. Go to a psychiatrist, tell them how you feel about things, get diagnosed. Incels all have mental disorders according to society

I am diagnosed with depression, but they only give me jew pills, not money

Super easy go to any mall and start screeching and when you get to a psychward stay silent all the time and don't make eye contant you should get autism or skitzophrenia or just brake your leg tbqh

sounds good, but i don´t think (((they))) ´ll give me cuck money for that

 

[Iamthesui]

I am diagnosed with depression, but they only give me jew pills, not money


sounds good, but i don´t think (((they))) ´ll give me cuck money for that

To get welfare, just go apply for it. Disability, you'd have to be disabled or itd only be short term

 

[Hoffman_13]

it's not worth it

 

[FiveFourManlet]

@NEETAndTidy

 

[Mainländer]

Stay in uni while you can. Working is way worse.

If you're in a public uni you don't have to pay for, same tip as above, but with 10 times more intensity.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Sperg out and ask for some buxx.

 

[Gokugetem]

Shame you aren't a foid, all you'd have to do is hookup on Tinder and squeeze out a bastard.

 

[jerrycan dan]

You have to embarrass your family by being diagnosed with a mental disorder

if your family would actually care you got diagnosed with some shit tbqh

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

what my old neighbor did is slice his arms up and down and boom, he gets NEETbux. but he's a legit schizophrenic. if you're willing to do this i guarantee you'll get the buxx

 

[Untermenschcel]

Go to japan and search for nipponese waifu. If you cant find nipponese waifu then at least you can Neet in japan with ramen and anime and manga

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Get diagnosed with autism or something then go on disability.

That or just convince your family to let you not work and just stay at home rotting forever

 

[ImpureIncel]

Are you autistic or mentally ill? if not, fake it and get diagnosed. If so, really exaggerate it when you go for assessment and act as retarded as possible. Bring your mum if you can and get her to play along, worked for me.

 

[Ragellsaveus]

Are you autistic or mentally ill? if not, fake it and get diagnosed. If so, really exaggerate it when you go for assessment and act as retarded as possible. Bring your mum if you can and get her to play along, worked for me.

wow did you get a neetbuxx for that?

 

[ImpureIncel]

wow did you get a neetbuxx for that?

Yes, in England. It was easy.