Serious How can any of you stand an unfunny, uninteresting roastie?

[AntiPain]

Seriously, most of the foids out there are not funny, not interesting and have a retarded body language.
I swear, they have this autistic way of waving their hands as if they have down syndrome.
When they laugh their back is bent, they can't laugh without overly using body language.

It's not even satire, sure you can talk to them but most of them can't actually make you laugh like you can make them laugh.

And most of these foids think they deserve a chad when they're stupid just because of their looks.

And you think, you think you found a special little girl, interesting and smart UNTIL a chad shows up.
Then you will see the demon for what it truly is.

 

[BansBandit]

Holy trinity of chicks, looks, smarts, loyalty

You can have 2 but you cant have all 3

Id take a hot n loyal chick all day, shes dumb as a doorpost? Who gives a fuck shes a hottie

 

[AntiPain]

Holy trinity of chicks, looks, smarts, loyalty

You can have 2 but you cant have all 3

Id take a hot n loyal chick all day, shes dumb as a doorpost? Who gives a fuck shes a hottie

I wouldn't be able to stand a dumb bitch, if I can't talk to her like an intellectual person it ain't gonna work.

Loyalty isn't binary, I assure you for every living human under certain circumstances he will betray.
With foids it's higher, loyalty is a matter of probability or demands, how much or how long will it have to take until
she cheats on you, but there will be a point where she betrays you, it's just that since we don't live for 1000 years some coupls
don't get to taste it, but if they lived longer things would be different.

 

[acnescarcel]

i hate womens personality. they're always a wet blanket. especially at work.

 

[big nose bug eyes]

Most women aren't funny but there is a subset of those that can emulate male humor. Sadly none of them are stand up comedians.

 

[BansBandit]

I wouldn't be able to stand a dumb bitch, if I can't talk to her like an intellectual person it ain't gonna work.

Loyalty isn't binary, I assure you for every living human under certain circumstances he will betray.
With foids it's higher, loyalty is a matter of probability or demands, how much or how long will it have to take until
she cheats on you, but there will be a point where she betrays you, it's just that since we don't live for 1000 years some coupls
don't get to taste it, but if they lived longer things would be different.

JFL Intellectual conversation with women dont exist

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

Holy trinity of chicks, looks, smarts, loyalty

You can have 2 but you cant have all 3

Id take a hot n loyal chick all day, shes dumb as a doorpost? Who gives a fuck shes a hottie

Smarts and loyalty.
Don't deal with them regardless of sex. Fuck boring people.

 

[RoyalOcean]

Women are not funny from an evolutionary perspective. Through history It's always been the male that has to seek out and woo a female too out-compete fellow males. Men NEED to be funny in order to obtain a female companion, otherwise they are out of the evolutionary contest. Women do not need to be funny as it is not their role to impress the opposite sex, we already find them attractive. This is why women lack personality and aren't interesting at all.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Most foids should only be viewed in a sexual way.