Theory How can Americancels cope knowing they never played high school football?

[PLA1092]

How can you cope knowing you never scored a touchdown in front of hundreds of people cheering for you on a brightly lit football field and then went with your entire team for a large burger and milkshake at Wendy's?

 

[InternalJizzz]

because i was a cuck wrestler instead

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

I was never athletic and tall enough to play in high school
Plus, my mom wouldn't've let me play anyway

 

[WacoGoesDown]

He's the stupidest son of a bitch alive but he sure is fast

 

[erenyeager]

How can you cope knowing you never scored a touchdown in front of hundreds of people cheering for you on a brightly lit football field and then went with your entire team for a large burger and milkshake at Wendy's?

Not all burgers are like that jfl.


If anything we need another virus, except we need a powerful fungus

 

[Grodd]

No Touchdown for your Face

 

[SupremeAutist]

Tfw no stereotypical chad life experience

 

[ShadowSenpai]

No Touchdown for your Face

 

[AutistSupremacist]

No Touchdown for your Face

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Obligatory image

 

[DarkStar]

I tried playing Tennis, which was full of normies who just wanted to punch their way up to the top

Ofc, I was the "living meme" there

 

[Emba]

because i was a cock wrestler instead

Brutal.

 

[Diddy]

I remember in high school when I played football during gym class and 10 people tackled me all at once when I had the ball.

 

[over_department]

No Touchdown for your Face

 

[Gogetacel]

How can you cope knowing you never scored a touchdown in front of hundreds of people cheering for you on a brightly lit football field and then went with your entire team for a large burger and milkshake at Wendy's?

Idk, I played all 4 years. (I fucking sucked)

 

[LUCK]

I was on the soccer team with all the mexican kids so I never thought about this

 

[PLA1092]

I remember in high school when I played football during gym class and 10 people tackled me all at once when I had the ball.

You played tackle football in gym class? How did your school allow contact sports in that environment lmao, 6'4 linebackers vs the autistic manlet bullying victims forced to take the class

 

[Diddy]

You played tackle football in gym class? How did your school allow contact sports in that environment lmao, 6'4 linebackers vs the autistic manlet bullying victims forced to take the class

There wasn't supposed to be any tackling, but the normies still did it anyways.

 

[VintageCarCoper]

How can you cope knowing you never scored a touchdown in front of hundreds of people cheering for you on a brightly lit football field and then went with your entire team for a large burger and milkshake at Wendy's?

Because I hated sports my whole life and only gave a fuck about cars since age 5

 

[Immolator]

Never liked American football, however I wanted to tryout for baseball in my freshman year

 

[InternalJizzz]

Brutal.

shiet I just noticed the extreme typo i made.. i meant to say “cuck” that shit just made it 10x worse.

 

[Abacaxi14]

I never cared about sports.

It involves that culture of chad worship and I never liked that. Even as a kid I hated people whorshiping atlhets and football players or whatever.

 

[FuckHOA]

I got benched

Only ever made a touchdown in a scrimmage

 

[FuckHOA]

because i was a cuck wrestler instead

Anyone can do wrestling, football is reserved for NTs and any non NT who tries to play football will get benched

 

[FuckHOA]

What sucks is that during graduation when my name was called only very few people cheered

 

[VintageCarCoper]

 

[InternalJizzz]

Anyone can do wrestling, football is reserved for NTs and any non NT who tries to play football will get benched

in that case, i’m guessing that’s what happened to you?

 

[FuckHOA]

in that case, i’m guessing that’s what happened to you?

Yep

Jfl even the coaches gave me a "blood and sweat team" reward and even admitted I worked harder than the starters and their beloved Tyrone, shit they even put in a junior in over me on SENIOR NIGHT I WAS BETTER THAN!!!

So fucking glad those cunts had a terrible season for benching me senior night.

 

[InternalJizzz]

t

Yep

Jfl even the coaches gave me a "blood and sweat team" reward and even admitted I worked harder than the starters and their beloved Tyrone, shit they even put in a junior in over me on SENIOR NIGHT I WAS BETTER THAN!!!

So fucking glad those cunts had a terrible season for benching me senior night.

that’s tough man. i made it up to varsity but got eliminated in almost every tournament I went to, never made it to the top 10 even. i wasn’t really bad but at the very least it got me gymaxxed as hell and im in good shape

 

[FuckHOA]

t

that’s tough man. i made it up to varsity but got eliminated in almost every tournament I went to, never made it to the top 10 even. i wasn’t really bad but at the very least it got me gymaxxed as hell and im in good shape

according to my coach I was the best autistic wrestler he ever had which shows that autists cant really make it that far. I ALMOST made Bakersfield (state tournament) but the ref cucked me when I literally got a takedown + near fall and the ref somehow didnt call it. FAGGOT ASS REFEREE!!!

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I did what some other kids did and signed up for martial arts because fuck school sports. And eventually after years of training i was finally able to win a cage fight with thousands of people watching and cheering me on

 

[Da_Yunez]

Because I hated sports my whole life and only gave a fuck about cars since age 5

Same mang, only sports i even like are motor and im too broke for that now + parents wouldnt let me do it back then

 

[VintageCarCoper]

Same mang, only sports i even like are motor and im too broke for that now + parents wouldnt let me do it back then

Yeah. At least my dad let me drive gas go karts as a kid and other stuff. And other stuff

 

[Logic55]

How can you cope knowing you never scored a touchdown in front of hundreds of people cheering for you on a brightly lit football field and then went with your entire team for a large burger and milkshake at Wendy's?

I never had this fantasy. Tbh, I never had interest in sports