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Serious How best can I spend my money to get the maximum amount of cuddle time?

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I get 250 euros per month in europe.

im giga lonely.

i just want a foid to cuddle and let me lick her pussy and her say nice things to me

How best can I spend my money to get the maximum amount of cuddle time?

should i escortmaxx? i think i can get like 80 per half an hour

should i seeking arrangementsmaxx? im young and looksmaxxed, just short, maybe theyd let it slip and be nice to me and let me have a decent amount of cuddling time if i give them 250 per month?

should i go on tinder and larp 6'6 to get a few matches, then tell them my real height and give them my proposal?

is there any other options?
 
What inceldom does to mf
 
bro stop laughing at me and help:cryfeels:
first of all - this is internet, nobody on here is aware of your specific living curcumstances, nobody on here got any semblance of your NT-ness, looks and ability to persuade a girl to effectively be an escort to you

How can internet help you? Only by sharing similar experiences, and i am afraid that i have zero experience with that kind of stuff

How can i help you? I want to say that you are doing quite... not smart stuff, but i can relate - this is what desperation does to brain

i know that you would not stop craving this - so.. want? try it yourself, internet is a bad helper in this situation

and obviously i can be wrong) not an oracle or smth - maybe somebody will help you
 
Sometimes there are "professional cuddling services" on websites. You could try that. They wouldn't allow anything sexual though like licking her.

If you wanted to escortmaxx I would be very careful as if you do not use protection properly you can get an STI which will suck. If you choose this definitely get tested for STI's even if you used protection.

Alternatively you can pay for a massage to get the need for human touch out of your system. Sometimes there are shadier massage places that will give you a "happy ending" and you can find them online, but most of them are normal, and that should suppress your need for human touch.

A different solution also is to get a nice weighted blanket. I have one of these and actually quite like mine. It helps to suppress my need for human touch I think and it is a long-term solution I would say, even if it is a cope it is a nice one.
 
In Europe, you could have sex with her, where paid sex is legal.
 

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