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Serious Horse Racing (Manlets get in here)

SlayerSlayer

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I was eating, and they had the Kentucky Derby on. It hit me like a brick, that horse racing should be the official incel sport.

Let me clear. I don't give a shit about horses, or even racing around a boring circle. What I care about is supporting some kind of aspirational purpose for fellow manlets. It's like the more incel, and manlet you are the better you are as a jockey. The sport has a very interesting history of the downtrodden. At the very dawn of the sport, it was completely dominated by manlet slaves, because it was the slaves that tended the horses. After emancipation, some of these manlet slaves got rich from winning- so jealous white manlets forced a "licensing" system on all jockeys, while refusing to give these licenses to black people. Blacks at this point jettisoned the sport, and white people were winning for a while, until owners hired latinos that were able to get licenses. So now latinos dominate.

Anyway, the jockey is a highly underappreciated factor in winning the race. These mostly ethnic manlet jockeys make a pittance compared to other sports. The sport tends to lavish too much praise on the horses themselves, the Chad owners, and the Chadlite trainers. I think most people who watch the Kentucky Derby are probably southern debutante horse fetish ladies, and cuckservatives that chew tobacco. However I say, there is room to appreciate the sport for the skill of the jockey. After all, if jockeys were so unimportant or unathletic, why do certain jockeys consistently win, and why are they all men?
 

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I want to try horse meat
 
just jockeymaxx partner :y'all::y'all::y'all:
 
If being tall was required the jockey would get the spotlight. Clown world
 
If being tall was required the jockey would get the spotlight. Clown world

Contrast Incel horse racing with Chad Polo.

In Polo, we hear waay more about the player themselves. Polo is the ultimate Chad sport. You have to be tall, athletic, and RICH to even try.
 

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