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RageFuel Horrible experience with escort

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Two days ago I visited a $500 an hour escort from a new agency (no brag, I hated my experience and wasted money) who was a blonde Russian Becky Becuase I was desperate as a sub-4 5’4 male. First the bitch made me wait almost 1 hour outside her building after our agreed time before letting me enter her building. Then when I saw her and paid she had an attitude and didn’t let me kiss her or touch her the way I wanted which we agreed on before and I couldn’t even get hard enough to fuck her since she was being such a mean bitch to me.
waste of $500, never using that agency again.
 
she had an attitude and didn’t let me kiss her or touch her the way I wanted which we agreed on before
Can you file a consumer complaint?
 
What have I told you about whorecelling in America, young boy?
 
I'm too autistic to see an escort
 
Imagine giving $500 to a foid for existing.
 
Bro incels should just get a prostitute lmaoooooooooooooo :dab::dab::dab::dab:
 
I already explained my situation and why this is my only option for now
I'm just saying, $500 is an obscene sum to pay for an hour (if you're fortunate) of cold sex.

But I guess that's just the world we live in now. A Stacy-lite could probably easily charge $1K an hour, and simps would gladly pay it, even if the sex was not guaranteed :feelsclown::feelshaha:
 
I've had sex with two prostitutes 8 years ago when I was 18, and those experiences convinced me to never escortcel ever again. It's not worth it. You should only do it a couple of times to no longer be a virgin and to feel better about your situation, but otherwise, masturbation is far more satisfying.

With all your money, and with all the looksmaxxing knowledge you can glean from the incelopshere, you should probably attempt to surgerymaxx so you'll become the best-looking 5'4 kikecel in the whole world, and then maybe move to SEA or Latin America to ascend with an old landwhale.
 
I went to a russian escourt and she tells me 'you are handsome why you pay get a gf' complete bullshit as i am actually borderline disfigured (my face looks like this https://static.acne.org/ipb_uploads/monthly_12_2009/post-83448-1261441693.jpg). I have also been to another one and had a similar experience to you. in the former case she is just lying to try and get me to feel something to extract more dollars. can't believe anything these escourts say , they dont even consider mans looks they are long past that, just keep trying and you will find one in a good mood eventually
 
I've had sex with two prostitutes 8 years ago when I was 18, and those experiences convinced me to never escortcel ever again. It's not worth it. You should only do it a couple of times to no longer be a virgin and to feel better about your situation, but otherwise, masturbation is far more satisfying.

With all your money, and with all the looksmaxxing knowledge you can glean from the incelopshere, you should probably attempt to surgerymaxx so you'll become the best-looking 5'4 kikecel in the whole world, and then maybe move to SEA or Latin America to ascend with an old landwhale.
No thanks, would rather money maxx and escort maxx with stacys for the rest of my life than touch a landwhale
 
I pay 120 bucks per hour to fuck a stacy. 500 is way too much.
 
FIVE HUNDRED DORRARS??!!!

God damn why man? Do you live on mount olympus?
 
"Just pay a prostitute for sex, bro." :redpill:
 
No thanks, would rather money maxx and escort maxx with stacys for the rest of my life than touch a landwhale
Well, I can understand that, though I don't share the sentiment, as I'm personally a chubby chaser.

That prostitution has always existed pretty much proves that inceldom has always existed.

They say that prostitution is the oldest profession, and we retort that inceldom is the oldest social affliction.
 
Imagine giving $500 to a foid for existing.
:feelskek: escortcels coping hard right now.

Pepe
 
should've bought the most white pure cocaine
 
I pay 120 bucks per hour to fuck a stacy. 500 is way too much.
Where do you live?
FIVE HUNDRED DORRARS??!!!

God damn why man? Do you live on mount olympus?
My jewish parents are worth millions
I'm just saying, $500 is an obscene sum to pay for an hour (if you're fortunate) of cold sex.

But I guess that's just the world we live in now. A Stacy-lite could probably easily charge $1K an hour, and simps would gladly pay it, even if the sex was not guaranteed :feelsclown::feelshaha:
Yes where I live that’s definitely the situation
 
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Leave a bad review and move on. This is just part of the escort business, some of them will do a bad job.
 
First the bitch made me wait almost 1 hour outside her building after our agreed time before letting me enter her building. Then when I saw her and paid she had an attitude and didn’t let me kiss her or touch her the way I wanted which we agreed on before and I couldn’t even get hard enough to fuck her since she was being such a mean bitch to me.
waste of $500, never using that agency again.
We call that Simping for women.
 
It’s like my only option since I’m a 5’4 trucel in a big city (born into hell)
That’s what the simps are saying all the time.
 
What would you have me do? Where I live $500 is actually cheap for a Becky.
Don’t go to escorts. They obviously treat you like shit yet you still give your money to them.
What you need is a big kick from me in your ass.
 
All the escorts in my area are ugly or Asian
 
500$ :feelshaha: that's more than month's salary for most of the population in my country, women live in tutorial mode
 
what the fuck GIF

I keep telling you sad sacks of shit that pussy isn't going to solve your problems because it isn't what you actually want. Banging the drum about how much you want to get laid as an involuntary celibate gives foids who themselves are entitled and would complain if no man wanted to fuck her the ammunition to keep publicly shaming and trivialising how you feel. It's about time you fuckers started signing petitions and raising awareness about real issues afflicting men in general without injecting some bullshit about how much you want to inspect the vagina spiders of a random thot every weekend.
 
Two days ago I visited a $500 an hour escort from a new agency (no brag, I hated my experience and wasted money) who was a blonde Russian Becky Becuase I was desperate as a sub-4 5’4 male. First the bitch made me wait almost 1 hour outside her building after our agreed time before letting me enter her building. Then when I saw her and paid she had an attitude and didn’t let me kiss her or touch her the way I wanted which we agreed on before and I couldn’t even get hard enough to fuck her since she was being such a mean bitch to me.
waste of $500, never using that agency again.
u could get great experience for 50-100 usd
 
FIVE HUNDRED DORRARS??!!!

God damn why man? Do you live on mount olympus?
He should be able to fuck Aphrodite in the butt for all that money.
 
Money woulda been better off buying a sexdoll/toy. Better yet just do it in a blanket and use the money on yourself or donate it if youre feeling generous.
 
Renting a van, buying rope with funny smelling chemicals and driving the girl somewhere remote (in GTA's Los Santos) is probably cheaper than $500. Or at least you'll get more bang for your buck, I wouldn't know for sure.
 
Should have bought a couple of ounces of weed. Money would have been put to good use, you got bamboozled and suckered out of $500. Plus >paying a roasty for sex jfl :feelshaha:
 
Should have bought a couple of ounces of weed.
^^^ This.

Ref: Used to escortcel, until one time the blackpill invaded the brothel and ruined it. Now an average weed enjoyer :smonk:
 

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