Venting Home Invaders

[Waco]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

 

[Waco]

@MiSKiRaT @Retardinator @Betrayed

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I c

 

[Waco]

I c

Brutal

 

[RandomGuy]

 

[Waco]

Saw that meme very often, still not sure if it makes fun of the second amendment.

I find it hilarious
the 18th century nigga in this story is justified and just defending himself and his property

 

[Waco]

this might be the second or the third time i see this

damn
brutal copypasta pill

 

[Betrayed]

No idea how to obtain a machete

I´ll fight to the death with my fists. These fuckers made a deadly mistake to mess with someone like me

"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James Baldwin

 

[MiSKiRaT]

I´ll fight to the death with my AK-47 and DShKM anti-aircraft minigun

 

[Repulsive123]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I see

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I c

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

i would really like a flintlock pistol, ngl, would walk around with it and the ammo and gunpowder pouches to scare normies

 

[Waco]

i would really like a flintlock pistol, ngl, would walk around with it and the ammo and gunpowder pouches to scare normies

Also get a saber so you can use it when the flintlock jams

 

[IronsideCel]

I am the bayonet. Place your Trust in Me.


it's over

 

[Saigon Depression]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dNqM4ZDwCo