Serious Holy shit! Prime JB sleeping on my shoulder in bus as we speak!

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

I left work 1 hour early so my time was in sync with when school ends. The bus is packed so I sat beside this girl and 10 minutes in and this bitch was sleeping on her head resting on the window and then she switched and started resting her head on my shoulders. I didn’t say anything because idc.

I look around and I see this 5/10 roastie staring at me like I just committed a murder or something. So I just pulled out my phone and started looking at all the messages and snaps from all the girls I am catfishing.

I get some nudes from these girls too, and apparently this was enough to get that roastie to lookaway since she thinks if I am getting messages and snaps from girls then I can’t be a creep.

But anyways that Jb look alike left and she looked at me before getting off. Honestly she could have been 18, I have seen many girls in my classes who are 20 but look 15 or 16. They are probably putting some chemicals in water which fucks with hormones.

I bet if I looked at her direction I would be lynched and crucified by everyone in that bus including that 5/10 roastie who gave me a death stare.

 

[TheGoat]

Someone putting their head on my shoulders makes me feel uncomfortable

 

[Anonymous MG]

They're trying to scope out undesirables and ostracize them because it's in their nature. You're lucky you pulled out your tinder to display status otherwise you would've been accused of rape.

 

[LebaneseCel]

How the hell do they not suspect you're a catfish?

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

How the hell do they not suspect you're a catfish?

Because they are dumb and blinded by chad.
They literally think they have chance with a 8/10 model and they don’t think there is anything fishey about this situation.

 

[Veganist]

How the hell do they not suspect you're a catfish?

everyone's bluepilled

 

[Pasteleiro]

Reported for bragging.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Because they are dumb and blinded by chad.
They literally think they have chance with a 8/10 model and they don’t think there is anything fishey about this situation.

Can't they reverse search the image of the Chad? Also don't they ask you for your phone number or set up a date? What about video chatting?

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Are you gigachad ?

 

[Mainländer]

She invaded your personal space and your body by putting her head on your shoulder without consent, so it's only fair you at the very least get to grope her a little

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Can't they reverse search the image of the Chad? Also don't they ask you for your phone number or set up a date? What about video chatting?

Idk man they are really stupid. Also as stupid as cucks who send money to ewhores or guys pretending to be girls online

 

[Gremlincel]

I'm jealous, ngl

 

[quazz]

Someone putting their head on my shoulders makes me feel uncomfortable

If it's a guy or a really ugly girl then yes. However if a hot girl rests her head on your shoulders that is one of the best forms of non sexual contact.

Can't they reverse search the image of the Chad? Also don't they ask you for your phone number or set up a date? What about video chatting?

LOL less then 1% of foids probably even know image search is a thing. Never underestimate the stupidity of foids.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Reported for bragging.

How the fuck is catfishing bragging. And it’s a jb it’s not bragging, it’s illegal in my country.

So I couldn’t ascend either way

 

[Pasteleiro]

How the fuck is catfishing bragging. And it’s a jb it’s not bragging, it’s illegal in my country.

So I couldn’t ascend either way

I was joking.

 

[blackcel]

You guys are some characters

 

[Crustaciouse]

Sounds hot, sadly females never seem to relax when they are around me.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

tfw too subhuman for a femoid to even do this unconsciously.

 

[Weirdcel]

Women are always on high alert around me, can't relax. OP = Chad

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

She invaded your personal space and your body by putting her head on your shoulder without consent, so it's only fair you at the very least get to grope her a little

That’s a one way ticket to jail boyo.

Subhumans like us aren’t even allowed to look at girls

 

[Richard spencer]

Fuck I'm so jelly,want to die after reading that.

 

[incel4life]

I love it when I am on a plane and a girl falls asleep on my shoulder. It has happened to me a couple of times, only because I fly somewhat frequently.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

I love it when I am on a plane and a girl falls asleep on my shoulder. It has happened to me a couple of times, only because I fly somewhat frequently.

Are you really rich? How did you get the money fly so often

 

[incel4life]

Are you really rich? How did you get the money fly so often

Usually going to conferences for work.

 

[6ftwhitemale]

Bragging, fakecel fuckery. Leave.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Usually going to conferences for work.

Damn, must be a really good job. Wish I was a richcel

 

[Reeeetch]

Reported for bragging.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Fakecel!!! Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women would avoid truecels like me at all costs, let alone rest their head on my shoulder!!! WTF.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Fakecel!!! Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women would avoid truecels like me at all costs, let alone rest their head on my shoulder!!! WTF.

i mean i made a comment earlier today how this girl sat a little close next to me on the bus, but this guy had a girl resting her head on his shoulders wtfffff LOLOL this forum.

 

[BansBandit]

Lmfao the roastie sounded like she was seething, prolly wouldve said something to if not for ur snapchat

And how the fuck is this bragging? Its fucking JB with a PO’d roastie

 

[Haywire]

shoulders too boney for this

 

[The End]

I would be smelling her hair, maybe trying to sneak a hand around her.

One time I went on a date with this land-whale, at the end she hugged me, and I took a sniff of her hair. "Did you just smell my hair?" She said with a worried look on her face. "Ohh, uh, haha yeh."

And I never saw her again.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Slayer

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Fakecel!!! Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women would avoid truecels like me at all costs, let alone rest their head on my shoulder!!! WTF.

It was a jb, doesn’t count.

 

[Robtical]

What if she started putting her head lower and her head ended up on your lap?

 

[FortunateMilkman]

The only time someones ever fallen asleep on my shoulder was on this 2 hour bus ride back to school from a field trip. I was zoned the fuck out leaning back into my chair listening to boards of canada and the dude was using my shoulders as a headrest. If he was a foid I would have cherished that moment forever

 

[Dispair]

Fuck I'm so jelly,want to die after reading that.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

i mean i made a comment earlier today how this girl sat a little close next to me on the bus, but this guy had a girl resting her head on his shoulders wtfffff LOLOL this forum.

TFW busmogged. I saw your post bro, kek, I said she was giving you an IOI.

It was a jb, doesn’t count.

At least it means you aren't ugly like I am.

 

[whogivesafucc]

It was a jb, doesn’t count.

lolwut. wtf is this logic?

 

[Deleted member 6470]

incels.me

 

[theultimate341]

Op is secretly a chad the cat fishing is just just a ruse so he can brag safely.

 

[_incelinside]

i mean i made a comment earlier today how this girl sat a little close next to me on the bus, but this guy had a girl resting her head on his shoulders wtfffff LOLOL this forum.

The same thing happened to me a few times lol. I made a thread