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LifeFuel HOLY SHIT!!! I just ran 4 km!

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My heart's beating fast; I am inhaling air very strongly; my shirt's soaking wet with liquid pride, and I beat my previous record by 50 seconds.
This is legitimately a next-level narcotic.
@UBERCEL
 
Congratulations, maybe next time you will cure cancer
 
Nice, hopefully a Becky will snatch you and will leave us alone
 
Congratulations. U are getting fit and have a chance at getting a Becky or stacy
 
Aren’t you from Croatia? Just be Modric bro, and start playing football... Volcel if you don’t
 
Well done man. Today was my first day without junkfood in a long while. Cooked for myself, ate only unprocessed foods, feeling great
 
brag :banhammer::banhammer:

i cant even run for 30secs
 
Aren’t you from Croatia? Just be Modric bro, and start playing football... Volcel if you don’t
It's Modrić, you pleb. For real, though, I am unironically considering being a goalkeeper because I was decent at it when I weighed 102 kg, and now I weigh 97 kg, and by the end of the summer, I will weigh even less.
 
It's Modrić, you pleb. For real, though, I am unironically considering being a goalkeeper because I was decent at it when I weighed 102 kg, and now I weigh 97 kg, and by the end of the summer, I will weigh even less.
Nice, what’s your height? Good luck, hopefully we see you playing in WC 2026 if not earlier kek
 
Well done man. Today was my first day without junkfood in a long while. Cooked for myself, ate only unprocessed foods, feeling great
Varg vikernes burzum photo 600x365

Now, it's time to stop watching porn.
You ought to become autonomous, live a simpler life, and find an autistic blonde gf to impregnate 5 or 6 times.
Nice, what’s your height? Good luck, hopefully we see you playing in WC 2026 if not earlier kek
187 cm. If I ever get that far, then I shall avenge my holy Croatian fatherland in a historical battle against the mongrelised hordes.
 
He can be the missing link between the incel and the Chad??? (Idk wtf I'm saying)
 
The LDAR pill with catch up to you sooner or later
 
My heart's beating fast; I am inhaling air very strongly; my shirt's soaking wet with liquid pride, and I beat my previous record by 50 seconds.
This is legitimately a next-level narcotic.
@UBERCEL

Don't, long runners get shitty jaws and chins due to mouth breathing
 
Good job b! thats dope. i need to do that one of these days.
 
large cope, your knees wont be thanking you
 
Run 10k a day
 
That's impressive. I'm too high inhib to run in public.
 
That's impressive. I'm too high inhib to run in public.
I run in the Istrian countryside, lmao. Barely any people pass by. Do you live in a city or something?
 
Just be runnercel theory.
 

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