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Holy shit I feel like a chad! Most girl I catfish usually call me and I never answer but today I answered them. I talked to 2 girls and called the 3rd

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Damn this feels pretty good.

Having 1 hour conversation with girls and them asking me about what I like and what I have been up to. I even flirted with them and so many sexual jokes and they all thought I was funny.

Only thing that hurt was when it got really sexual with these 2 girls they said I should come over and they were sleeping with no clothes. I was like fuarkk! I could have boned them if I was chad. It pissed me of so much I hung up the phone on the girl.

But damn. This is how chad feels. So much validation from girls.
 
Chad mods ban him
 
Man that must be potent suicide fuel. Why even do that to yourself?
 
I pretended to be Chad on Tinder once. It’s a weird mix of emotions because you get all this validation and attention you’ve always craved from girls but you know it’s not geniune and it’s not you they want. Made me want to die.
 
Would rather watch anime or read manga.

What you did sounds lame and extremely boring. Chad's are never on the phone for an hour, they send out a few texts and get laid.

What you're describing is the job of an orbiter.
 
Could be a High IQ genuine cope.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Could be a High IQ genuine cope.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Exactly what I was thinking, we would feel like chads, every dumb shit we say they would like, they would say that we are smart, funny, incredible, fuck man cucks pays for this shit we can have this for free catfishing them
 
I may try this as a good cope, I'll jerk off to them over the phone
 
Would rather watch anime or read manga.

What you did sounds lame and extremely boring. Chad's are never on the phone for an hour, they send out a few texts and get laid.

What you're describing is the job of an orbiter.

Yea but orbiters don’t make sexual jokes and get nudes tho. And orbiters are the one asking roasties how their day went vs roasties asking me how my day went.
I may try this as a good cope, I'll jerk off to them over the phone

Lmao I almost legit did that when one of the chick told me she was naked and wanted me to come over lmao.

I just told her to crank up the heating so I couldn’t come lmao
 
Yea but orbiters don’t make sexual jokes and get nudes tho. And orbiters are the one asking roasties how their day went vs roasties asking me how my day went.

Would still rather watch anime.

Would rather watch hentai if I wanted nudes.

These western tinder sluts have nothing to offer me. Would not even waste my phone signal or breath on them.

If it helps you cope do it though. You gotta do you.
 
Yea but orbiters don’t make sexual jokes and get nudes tho. And orbiters are the one asking roasties how their day went vs roasties asking me how my day went.


Lmao I almost legit did that when one of the chick told me she was naked and wanted me to come over lmao.

I just told her to crank up the heating so I couldn’t come lmao
Were you trying to be funny when talking to them? Or were they just laughing bc you were Chad?
 
Were you trying to be funny when talking to them? Or were they just laughing bc you were Chad?

It was a mix of both. For example this one time I she told me she use to do gymnastics and I said “hmm that means I can bend you over and put in any position I like since you are flexible” and she started laughing and giggling and said I can try
 
It was a mix of both. For example this one time I she told me she use to do gymnastics and I said “hmm that means I can bend you over and put in any position I like since you are flexible” and she started laughing and giggling and said I can try
damn that statement is so low inhib I don't think I could even say that out loud, even as chad.
 
Watch out for cries of "humblebrag".

Amazing is it not how the bitch has a mental image of some stud & she loves every moment of the conversation yet if she saw your true form she would be disgusted & hang up instantly then complain to her friends about some creep perving on her.

It's not what you say, it's who she visualised saying it that matters.
I may try this as a good cope, I'll jerk off to them over the phone
Talk normal then when you're close to busting talk like pink guy, hoh chin chin, I touch a my penor boss, hey hohhhh.
 
damn that statement is so low inhib I don't think I could even say that out loud, even as chad.
Nah trust me you can, when the girl is giving you so much validation you say whatever you want to say because you know there will be no reprocussion.
 
jfl i would tope if i did that
 
buy a g00d looking guy mask and g0 and fux them
 
westerncels are volces JFL
 
I pretended to be Chad on Tinder once. It’s a weird mix of emotions because you get all this validation and attention you’ve always craved from girls but you know it’s not geniune and it’s not you they want. Made me want to die.
This. It hurts too much for me to do constantly.
 
I talked to a girl.. I feel like a chad

Buddy, Chad is choking, slapping, spitting on, throatfucking, and analing young prime girls who live to be pumped full of chad cum in all holes.
 

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