JFL Holy fuk

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I can fuck a wall.

I feel like a nigger chasing his prey in savanna after 3 days of hunger.

I feel like a Harvey Weinstein who is high on experimental enhancement drugs and alone with his drunkked prey.

I feel like the US gov can use me as a driller for an expedition to the center of the earth.

I feel like Noah just anchored the boat and asking me to re-fucking-populate the earth.

I feel like the bong cops might give me a fine because I carry a tool which can be used to stab someone.

I feel like ZOOOOOOS

I feel like Elon Musk would compliment my space ship If he sees me

I feel like COOOOOOOOOMING

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I can get into a lightsaber fight without an actual lightsaber

 

[Lonelyus]

I feel like I can get into a lightsaber fight without an actual lightsaber

Just use your dick and rape the bitch

 

[nvrbegan]

Over for overcooked soft noodle dickcels

 

[IncelusRex]

Thanks God I don’t get this type of boner in public, they would prosecute me for carrying and unregistered long rifle

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I can penetrate that ass behind the yoga pants without even needing her to get undressed

 

[bruhwtf]

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I left an agora where they only sell viagra

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I can use my boner like a compass to find myself a whore house

 

[IncelusRex]

Pin this thread boss @Fat Link

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like I MUST HAVE SEX

 

[IncelusRex]

I feel like Alexander the Great, ready to penetrate