Historically accurate photo of what Jesus Christ would have looked like if he was real
JESUS was a SOY BUNSHIN with Tumblr hair. How fitting. CHRISTIANITY killed and raped many people in the crusades just for thinking differently. Just like how PedoTears bullies low tier men to suicide AND then rapes children.
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Yes, in the original story he turned water into Soylent.
This is pretty funny ngl.
Damn he was a cuck
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Loled hard thank YOU
Looks like a cuck and an inceltears poster ngl
The fuck is it with you and that soy bunshin you keep spaming all over
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So jesus hates us cuz he is on the soytears side?
Bunshins me.
no he was a sandnigger
Cant believe entire europe was actually worshiping this guy.
Mogs me
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Because of His miracles and his resurrection most of all.
If Jesus were Chad... They might have not crucified him. Because as we all know, Chads can get lesser sentences or get away from legal repercussions.
With how he’s portrayed in the New Testament, he should look like that tbh. If the Old Testament God took on the form of Christ, he would most definitely look like how he does in my avi. Petty, jealous, vengeful, etc.
Ever see Naruto? The way Pedotears spams this forums and act all the same remind me of Naruto's Kage Bunshin or Shadow clones. IT is just fucking clones of each others that cant think for themselves and mindlessly attack us. so i just call them soy bunshins or clones made of soy.
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