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dicklets, be warned that you enter this thread at your own risk.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueBigDickStories/comments/xhq386/she_moved_him_in_because_of_his_size_part_2/
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueBigDickStories/comments/xgpeql/she_moved_him_in_because_of_his_size/
so you have NEET who ldars all day smoking weed, can't hold down a job, constantly yells and fights but it's ok because he has a big dick. not only that, but the foid literally flew him over like he is some dildo she carries around. this was more than a while ago so i bet the slut "settled down" and married someone who can hold a job, has money, has a nice personality and doesn't fight, doesn't do drugs but has a small dick. and I bet the dicklet is somewhere out there gaslighting men that dick size isn't a big deal or that you're even a fag to care that much. the dude is the epitomy of those blackpill comics where it's some dead beat loser working at McDonalds who catches all the women
i got a whole stash of these saved from reddit and I will look to upload some more so if a bunch of dicklets here rope you know who to blame
@LastGerman
Years ago I lived in an apartment complex that had a swimming pool in the middle and 2 levels of apartments surrounding it. It was like Melrose Place in appearance and in drama. Lots of sex, drugs and conflict. For better of for worse I stayed out of a lot of the nonsense.
One day one of our neighbors brought a guy she met in NYC to visit. She was blonde, b-cups (if I'm being generous) , athletic build, country as hell accent. Call her Shauna. He was about 6'2" long black hair he always had in a ponytail and fit every NYC Italian stereotype, his name was even Tony. He looked like the Green Power Ranger dude eand was even a martial artist.
He left after a week long visit, and handful of us were in her apartment drinking. Her roommate Dani brought up how loud she was when they had sex and how all they did was have sex for the week he was there.
Shauna said, "Well you saw that thing! He's like 12 inches (I'm imagining girl inches). I mean I've seen some big dicks, but Tony! You remember when we met him Dani and we first slept together."
Dani got embarrassed "Yeah, I remember, you came into my room butt naked and pulled me into your room to show me his dick. Yeah...it was impressive."
Shauna went on, "Yeah, when I saw something that size I had to show you. I couldn't believe it. At first when he whipped it out I thought he was joking. There was no way I could take that. That's when I grabbed Dani. But momma didn't raise a bitch so I took it...sort of."
I notice the look on the face of one of the other female neighbors, we'll call her Kelly. She is hanging on every word. Shauna goes on, "It was painful. He was really in there. I was fighting for my life. I felt him up in my lungs. Don't get me started on sucking that thing. I thought my eyes were gonna explode!"
Kelly with her eyes all wide jumps in. "So that was all the noise we heard when I walked by your place while Tony was here? I could hear you from my apartment across the damn pool. I guess I should have known he was hung like a horse when you brought him all the way here to Texas."
She eventually moved him in with her and Dani. She literally moved him halfway across the country because of his size. But this is only the beginning...
Fast forward a few months and Tony is back. I walk by Shauna and Dani's place and I hear what sounds like a live sheep being put in a meat grinder, a banshee crying, a dog who's tail been stepped on, mixed with a gravel voiced cigarette smoking lunch lady running a marathon gasping for air. Then every few moments I would hear the occasional NYC Italian accent laughing and reminding her, "...to take that dick, don't you fucking stop! Don't you quit, I'm not done yet."
Pretty soon everyone who walks by stops and lingers. Everyone is laughing and cheering (except Dani) but I notice Kelly is closest to the door and mesmerized. I would swear if no one else was there she would have started playing with herself. Suddenly I hear that guido accent yell, "You better suck that shit like it's got the antidote!" followed by gasping, coughing and wrenching. I decide to leave.
I notice Dani is out by the pool more often and not home as much. She tells me that Shauna and Tony alternate from fighting to fucking all the time. She tells me it sucks having to listen to all of that noise and that Shauna made a mistake. Tony can't get a good job bouncing. He interviews horribly and since he smokes weed he can't get other jobs that drug test.
I mention that at least she is getting good sex. Dani looks around, leans in and tells me, "She hates it. All he does is rail her. She walks around complaining about how sore she is and how rough he gets. She's also the type that gets bored...quick."
One day a while later I happen to walk by and Kelly, Dani, Shauna and Tony are outside and they invite me over for a drink and a smoke. Tony and Shauna are being cold to each other. I figure he left the toilet seat up...I Was Wrong!
He says something about trust and that where he's from trust is everything. Shauna is in the kitchen looking mad and slamming shit around. He mentions that if it had been back where he was from he would have dealt with "the situation" a lot different. It would have been nothing for me to smash "him" like a bug.
Dani and Kelly look at me concerned and uncomfortable. Shauna snaps back from the kitchen, "I'm sorry, but you talk about trust, I ask a motherfucker to look for a job and all he does is smoke weed all day and beat up his punching bag. Can we just move on?"
"Oh so that's what it's about? This Motherfucker has a job. That's why you did it? I bet he doesn't have this kind of caliber! Does he?!?!?" He points down at his crotch. (I shit you not he said, "CALIBER"!) DOES HE?!??!?!
"No, but at least he isn't trying to mash my guts in every time!" Shauna tells back from the kitchen. Meanwhile, I see Kelly kinda smirk.
Tony looks at me, "You give a girl some good dick and she complains about it, I know you know what I'm talking about brutha. Women always find something..." with that accent it was almost funny.
Dani stands up and goes to her room. They keep yelling back and forth Kelly tries to keep the peace. I decide to go home. I think you know where this is going...
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueBigDickStories/comments/xhq386/she_moved_him_in_because_of_his_size_part_2/
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueBigDickStories/comments/xgpeql/she_moved_him_in_because_of_his_size/
so you have NEET who ldars all day smoking weed, can't hold down a job, constantly yells and fights but it's ok because he has a big dick. not only that, but the foid literally flew him over like he is some dildo she carries around. this was more than a while ago so i bet the slut "settled down" and married someone who can hold a job, has money, has a nice personality and doesn't fight, doesn't do drugs but has a small dick. and I bet the dicklet is somewhere out there gaslighting men that dick size isn't a big deal or that you're even a fag to care that much. the dude is the epitomy of those blackpill comics where it's some dead beat loser working at McDonalds who catches all the women
i got a whole stash of these saved from reddit and I will look to upload some more so if a bunch of dicklets here rope you know who to blame
@LastGerman
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