SuicideFuel Her birthday vs your birthday

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This is too fucking accurate kek
 
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He mogs her hair though.
 
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I was lucky to even get cake tbh
 
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Parties are disgusting and noisy though
 
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You can make your birthday better than hers if you become a hERo and show up to her birthday
 
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Insomniac said:
I was lucky to even get cake tbh
Just start Beatlesmaxxing
 
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Holy shit I didn't realize how sad my birthday's were until now:cryfeels:
 
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*when you're a Jehovah's witness cel and never even got to have that
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Take Birthdaypill
 
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That's literally what happened yesterday: a foid had the same birthday as me and had a massive fucking party while I sat at home and LDARed
 
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RegisterUserName said:
That's literally what happened yesterday: a foid had the same birthday as me and had a massive fucking party while I sat at home and LDARed
When I was living in the dorm there was this noodle hoe who invited everybody in the same house to her fucking b-day party except me. That night I had to stay till 3am at McDonald's to avoid any kind of embarrassment.
 
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My 20th was like that basically but without cake.
 
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At least I have cake :feelsautistic:



 
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Rice Cel said:
You can make your birthday better than hers if you become a hERo and show up to her birthday
 
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Unzöl said:
When I was living in the dorm there was this noodle hoe who invited everybody in the same house to her fucking b-day party except me.

Did you ever slap her?
 
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Accurate AF.
 
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The difference is that she turned 21 and he turned 20.
RegisterUserName said:
That's literally what happened yesterday: a foid had the same birthday as me and had a massive fucking party while I sat at home and LDARed
Belated happy birthday bud.
 
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tfw im turning 21 in a week :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
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Wish i got a cake.
 
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I wish I had his hair tbh.
 
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misanthropekun said:
Parties are disgusting and noisy though
COPE
Words2_live_bye said:
*when you're a Jehovah's witness cel and never even got to have that
:woke::feelsree::feelsree::kys:

I hate that this mf is temp banned. Finally someone to truly relate to.
 
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"Then let the incels eat cake." - Normies.
 
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misanthropekun said:
Parties are disgusting and noisy though
this. i hate being around heaps of people at once, i hate the loud laughing, constant speaking over the top of eachother, and just social interaction in general
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
The difference is that she turned 21 and he turned 20.

Belated happy birthday bud.

Just be 21 theory
 
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The amount of validation foids get on their birthdays is beyond me.
 
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Very accurate. However, if you’re in a place with many other incels (like in a fucking science path like me) you at least get your incel mates to come along, which is a whitepill.

Pretty much what I do ngl.
 
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Comparing men to women...silly.
 
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Azaylias said:
this. i hate being around heaps of people at once, i hate the loud laughing, constant speaking over the top of eachother, and just social interaction in general
teehee I'm such an introvert I went home from the party tonight after chad and tyrese blew their loads on my face, now I'm sitting in my room at 2am alone guuuuuuurlfrand
 
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Birthdays are a good measurement for how good your life is.
 
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jerrycan dan said:
teehee I'm such an introvert I went home from the party tonight after chad and tyrese blew their loads on my face, now I'm sitting in my room at 2am alone guuuuuuurlfrand
yassss queen slayyy
 
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tfw your birthday is on the 25th of december so you already have an excuse why you arent partying
 
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misanthropekun said:
Parties are disgusting and noisy though
party == degeneracy
 
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orchis said:
The amount of validation foids get on their birthdays is beyond me.

As well as the validation they get the other 364 days of the year.
 
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The only birthday party I ever wanted was a Sunny poolside laying on a sun lounger getting sucked off by 2 slim white blondes and 1 brunette in g-strings as I sipped my vodka and watermelon slush drink- Florida style.

Never liked nightclubs regardless of the scene, noisy smelly and the hangovers and head down the toilet throwing up bile were painful as fuck
 
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Unzöl said:
When I was living in the dorm there was this noodle hoe who invited everybody in the same house to her fucking b-day party except me. That night I had to stay till 3am at McDonald's to avoid any kind of embarrassment.

Reminds me of high school when this foid invited pretty much every guy except me.
 
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My birthday in a nutshell
 
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I'd be happy with that. Fuck having to have a big party an talk to everybody there that sounds hellish.
 

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