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LifeFuel HENTAI GAME REVIEW: College Kings is literally the greatest thing ever made

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Gentlemen, I have been up for a day straight playing this free hentai game. I am being straight up with you here. This game is literally the greatest thing ever made. All I ever wanted in life was to be a white Chad frat boy doing drugs, getting into fights, and fucking sluts in my dorm. That's all the game is. The game just FUCKING NAILS the ambiance. It feels like UCSB or some shit (the fictional college name is "San Vallejo College). Every whore is hot , some bitches are curiously modeled after porn stars that are appropriate for this milieu. It really fucking puts you in Chad shoes and understands how he thinks. I mean, if I were Chad, being against monogamy makes total sense. Monogamy comes from a place of insecurity (which is why I as an incel, am vehmently PRO-monogamy). But if you are Chad, it's no fun going on stupid overly formal dates, too much teasing, and waiting around for exciting shit you can get much more easily from a couple of your nympho fuck buddies. As long as I have a realistic shot at fucking a whole bunch of other women myself, non monogamy is a small price to pay to keep talented sluts in my rotation.

It has a very purple-pilled perspective. If you want to score as much as possible, the only foids worth burning bridges over are overly monogamous ones, and MEN. Men are just tools to help you get laid. Everything about incel hatred makes sense from Chad's shoes. We are just a hoop for them to jump over to get rewarded with pussy. I like that the game punishes you for outright negging, or overly douchey behavior. Unlike overly bluepilled Dating Sims from Japan, this feels much more sociologically accurate. It seems like the humor Chad uses with women is corny af, but it makes sense because women have a shit sense of humor.

But in all seriousness, for those who missed out on teen love, and college sex, THIS IS ALL I WANTED. The entire Chad experience. What it's like to chase pussy and have a REALISTIC shot set in an overly huuwhite American Pie college sort of ambiance, music and everything.


I would say the only sligtly offputting thing is that the protagonist is a bit short to get away with this shit, but he does have a good face so it's not completely unrealistic.
 
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how tf is this lifefuel. Without a doubt, I'd happily fap to games like this but it's almost like a starving African child watching people like PPEcel @PPEcel eating at a Michelin restaurant.
 
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Cheap rip-off of being a dik tbh, but I still enjoyed it
 
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This boy ain’t right
 
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what no pussy does to a mf, fr
 
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ThoughtfulCel said:
This is the gayest shit you've ever posted :feelskek:
Gave me a really good laugh. Thanks man, thanks a lot
 
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If you like that game OP try WVM, I promise you'll like it. You're an NBA Draft prospect in College. Huge harem and you don't get punished for having it.

 
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If you like that game OP try WVM, I promise you'll like it. You're an NBA Draft prospect in College. Huge harem and you don't get punished for having it.

thank you
 
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If I had a better computer I'd play it.
 
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Ecstasy said:
Gave me a really good laugh. Thanks man, thanks a lot
No problem brocel

 
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I do like the Rance games though. Sengoku Rance actually has good RPG gameplay, and on top of it you get to grow your harem :feelsokman: Rance himself is also quite based. Highly recommended for hentaigamemaxxers.


 
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fast_curry said:
how tf is this lifefuel. Without a doubt, I'd happily fap to games like this but it's almost like a starving African child watching people like PPEcel @PPEcel eating at a Michelin restaurant.
do u want to come host an incel meetup at a michelin starred restaurant
 
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iamsubhuman said:
what no pussy does to a mf, fr

yeah :ahegao:
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I do like the Rance games though. Sengoku Rance actually has good RPG gameplay, and on top of it you get to grow your harem :feelsokman: Rance himself is also quite based. Highly recommended for hentaigamemaxxers.


I haven't played rance in forever. Are you a big viper fan?
 
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PPEcel said:
do u want to come host an incel meetup at a michelin starred restaurant
can't leave burgerland rn cuz my visa expired:feelscry:
 
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Played Summertime Saga, was really neat for a while. only downside some of the minigames are waay to simple for me. but even then its one of the best if not the best of the rempy +18 graphic novels made. you should try it out

gonna try your in a few days prob
 
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cvury said:
This boy ain’t right
I hate to crap on other peoples copes but he is right, This boy ain't right
 
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Nekopan said:
I hate to crap on other peoples copes but he is right, This boy ain't right
the best part of the game is the faces they make. They don't look at me with hatred.
 
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If this game can't get be any better, it's openly transphobic-- there's a part where a catfishing tranny gets punched by a Chad, and gay men are depicted as duplicitous backstabbers
 
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Played through both College Kings (free version) and WVM and quite enjoyed them while I was bored as hell. Any other visual novels like it, preferably free?
 
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Schizoidcel said:
Played through both College Kings (free version) and WVM and quite enjoyed them while I was bored as hell. Any other visual novels like it, preferably free?
yeah I heard everlasting summer is great storywise
Schizoidcel said:
Played through both College Kings (free version) and WVM and quite enjoyed them while I was bored as hell. Any other visual novels like it, preferably free?
which whore is your favorite?
 
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fast_curry said:
how tf is this lifefuel. Without a doubt, I'd happily fap to games like this but it's almost like a starving African child watching people like PPEcel @PPEcel eating at a Michelin restaurant.
Michelin sure makes tasty tyres!
 
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"college kings" sounds like the name of a fuckin gambling website lmao
 
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