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mylifeistrash

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Did you take your vitamins? Stretch? Catch up on the news?

Use your minnox and take your hair pills?

Do about 100 other things today just to maintain your maxxing lifestyle?

Oh, and what pussies have you fucked lately?


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Brutal mockcel.
 
Exactly,I don't get the point of increasing your looks,which is almost impossible without surgery.surgery just to get pussy? This why i hate these guys when they say "I'm gonna get surgery".
 
I wish I had a good base so I could looksmax honestly
 
In all seriousness I do all those things and much more, still ugly, still considered to be pure garbage by women
 
In all seriousness I do all those things and much more, still ugly, still considered to be pure garbage by women

I'm only complaining because I do them all and get zero matches on tinder.

At this point I do them just to keep my old 30+ year old body from rotting and being broke
Exactly,I don't get the point of increasing your looks,which is almost impossible without surgery.surgery just to get pussy? This why i hate these guys when they say "I'm gonna get surgery".

If it actually worked, sure

but unless you have a major deformity like a jaw issue, it seems to be barely any change
 
Meanwhile Chad can literally rape children and women will love them
 
No point in doing any of the above things. The only thing that guarantees a pussy is superior genes.
 
I'm only complaining because I do them all and get zero matches on tinder.

At this point I do them just to keep my old 30+ year old body from rotting and being broke
Same. (tho not as old as you)

Plus i've been doing this shit for so long it's a routine now. And I can mentally pat myself on the back telling myself "at least i've tried". No one can tell me shit about not trying hard enough
 
I'm only complaining because I do them all and get zero matches on tinder.

At this point I do them just to keep my old 30+ year old body from rotting and being broke


If it actually worked, sure

but unless you have a major deformity like a jaw issue, it seems to be barely any change
I agree
 
Did you take your vitamins? Stretch? Catch up on the news?

Use your minnox and take your hair pills?

Do about 100 other things today just to maintain your maxxing lifestyle?

Oh, and what pussies have you fucked lately?

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Funny you say this but today I decided to take Jocko Wilkins and Jordan Peterson advice, and legit organised my full flat (maid does the cleaning technically, but I sorted everything), did my meal prep, spent 45 mins sorting my stocks, and a further hour sorting my bond, fund, and property investments, and I tracked everything in my macros calculator. I did my skin care and even did minoxidil X castor oil X coconut oil X black seed oil on my eyebrows, eyelashes, and beard.

I did my core exercises as well as I can't go to gym.

And no, it is late afternoon and still fucked no pussies...
 
Funny you say this but today I decided to take Jocko Wilkins and Jordan Peterson advice, and legit organised my full flat (maid does the cleaning technically, but I sorted everything), did my meal prep, spent 45 mins sorting my stocks, and a further hour sorting my bond, fund, and property investments, and I tracked everything in my macros calculator. I did my skin care and even did minoxidil X castor oil X coconut oil X black seed oil on my eyebrows, eyelashes, and beard.

I did my core exercises as well as I can't go to gym.

And no, it is late afternoon and still fucked no pussies...


your post has so much tedious shit it reads like a parody, lmao
 
Did you take your vitamins? Stretch? Catch up on the news?

Use your minnox and take your hair pills?

Do about 100 other things today just to maintain your maxxing lifestyle?

Oh, and what pussies have you fucked lately?

:feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown:
I'll have you know sir, don't like people calling me out on my bullshit.
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And no, it is late afternoon and still fucked no pussies...
 
American Psychomaxxing.
Yes you are both right, that's why I found it so ironic you posted it, and to make it worse I have a job very similar to Patrick Bateman jfl.

You really can't make this world up
 
Yes you are both right, that's why I found it so ironic you posted it, and to make it worse I have a job very similar to Patrick Bateman jfl.

You really can't make this world up

the only trade you needed to make in 2020 was TSLA calls at various dips
you would have made %1000, easy

compare to chad, who doesn't need to do any tedius shit, he just exists
 
Yes you are both right, that's why I found it so ironic you posted it, and to make it worse I have a job very similar to Patrick Bateman jfl.

You really can't make this world up

JFL
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the only trade you needed to make in 2020 was TSLA calls at various dips
you would have made %1000, easy

compare to chad, who doesn't need to do any tedius shit, he just exists
I don't trade, I just value invest. Basically I live off my bonus, and value invest my salary, half into property, half into financial shit and side businesses .

Agree TSLA and even VIX is easy to make a lot of money on this year, but it is still a punt from value terms, we just don't know how TSLA is gonna turn out
? I mean as in what his actual job is supposed to be
 
I don't trade, I just value invest. Basically I live off my bonus, and value invest my salary, half into property, half into financial shit and side businesses .

Agree TSLA and even VIX is easy to make a lot of money on this year, but it is still a punt from value terms, we just don't know how TSLA is gonna turn out

your investment style is superior most likely, options are risky AF, I was just making the point that with good genes you don't need to do much at all, just a few things

compare to all the stupid shit non-chads have to do just to try to catch up


the hair pills, caster oil and shit is hilarious as fuck because I do all of that shit meticulously hoping to grow some hair back
 
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At this point I do it for myself

It feels good not having sticks for arms
 
your investment style is superior most likely, options are risky AF, I was just making the point that with good genes you don't need to do much at all, just a few things

compare to all the stupid shit non-chads have to do just to try to catch up


the hair pills, caster oil and shit is hilarious as fuck because I do all of that shit meticulously hoping to grow some hair back
Lol well I went bald many years ago, and it actually worked for me, many foids back when I was in tinder commented I looked like the Rock JFL.

It's more that as an ethnic eyebrows r important and last few years mine have gone a bit fucked up.

I'd also say lockdown plays a big part in all this coping shit, before I didn't really have time to do it
your investment style is superior most likely, options are risky AF, I was just making the point that with good genes you don't need to do much at all, just a few things

Yeah but you're right, it's easy to not even use options and just momentum invest and follow stuff like TSLA by basically following the hype and the volume momentum like all the zoomers and millenials are doing in the USA, or even the sheep thing all the rices and noodles are doing, but I think given nothing is following rationale right now, other than the fact money supply is so loose, and so inefficient it's all going to the S&P.

Problem is unless u have some disciplined pattern, it's gonna wash out an negate you as soon as rationality returns. End if the day TSLA are not gonna sell a million cars a year anytime soon, and even if they wanna get to 600k it's gonna need massive capex and quite possibly a cash call, that's the reality of things
 
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Foids can literally eat all day and swipe for chad
 
Did you take your vitamins? Stretch? Catch up on the news?

Use your minnox and take your hair pills?

Do about 100 other things today just to maintain your maxxing lifestyle?

Oh, and what pussies have you fucked lately?

:feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown:
mocks me
 
I do those just to cope and not keep my mental health in total shambles
 
I just lounge around all day
 
Same. (tho not as old as you)

Plus i've been doing this shit for so long it's a routine now. And I can mentally pat myself on the back telling myself "at least i've tried". No one can tell me shit about not trying hard enough
Having a routine is good. My routine is fucked beyond repair.
Funny you say this but today I decided to take Jocko Wilkins and Jordan Peterson advice, and legit organised my full flat (maid does the cleaning technically, but I sorted everything), did my meal prep, spent 45 mins sorting my stocks, and a further hour sorting my bond, fund, and property investments, and I tracked everything in my macros calculator. I did my skin care and even did minoxidil X castor oil X coconut oil X black seed oil on my eyebrows, eyelashes, and beard.

I did my core exercises as well as I can't go to gym.

And no, it is late afternoon and still fucked no pussies...
Nigga. Why u puting minnox on your eyelashes
 
If sub 5. Just be NEET, become a fat fuck and escortcel tbh
 
Rn starving myself (to get sub 10% bf), doing body weight workouts and academiamaxxing. All to no avail yet, despite people telling me my whole life that all those aforementioned things would lead to a successful and happy life...
 
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No point in doing any of the above things. The only thing that guarantees a pussy is superior genes.
It works but any son's you have will be lumbered with the same shit the father had pre surgery plus worse due to next generations women being ever more picky.
 
Better to use all that time to get saved and read the bible.
 
Rn starving myself (to get sub 10% bf), doing body weight workouts and academiamaxxing. All to no avail yet, despite people telling me my whole life that all those aforementioned things would lead to a successful and happy life...

JFL AT STARVING YOURSELF WHILE WOMEN PIG OUT DAILY, GET FATTER AND THE AMOUNT OF MATCHES THEY GET STILL INCREASES
 
No point looksmaxxin for me
 
Having a routine is good. My routine is fucked beyond repair.

Nigga. Why u puting minnox on your eyelashes
Minox on beard and eyebrows, just castor and black see on eyelashes
 

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