JFL Height doesn't matter guys! look at this landwhale I married

[ack]

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1. 5'7" isn't that short, and his wife is short as shit so he's still like 7 inches taller than her
2. he's got a good face
3. his "objectively beautiful" wife is ugly and fat as shit

 

[Fantasea]

coping by calling that a landwhale

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

She's a landwhale in Congo. She's a normal looking foid and has a normal weight; looksmatched couple

 

[Fantasea]

She's a landwhale in Congo. She's a normal looking foid and has a normal weight; looksmatched couple

normal weight in burgerland.

 

[Grey Dolphin]

hes way taller than her and she doesnt look fat

 

[mylifebelike5'7]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/1kkxrsp/height_doesnt_matter_as_much_as_it_used_to/


1. 5'7" isn't that short, and his wife is short as shit so he's still like 7 inches taller than her
2. he's got a good face
3. his "objectively beautiful" wife is ugly and fat as shit

Volcel if not. I cant even secure fat woman with pretty face like that ..im cooked.

 

[Maikowski]

redditors have shit taste in females

 

[ack]

She's a landwhale in Congo. She's a normal looking foid and has a normal weight; looksmatched couple

how is that a looksmatch, this is the male version of her:

vs who she's married to:

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

how is that a looksmatch, this is the male version of her: View attachment 1446187

vs who she's married to: View attachment 1446186

Yeah I kinda exaggerated a bit. Jock guy married to a normal looking girl, at least she's white

 

[bruhwtf]

those big goofy clown shoes in the second pic

 

[IronWolf]

Delusional take

 

[|R12|]

r/short

Do I need to keep reading? The invasion of bluepillers on that subreddit is more than proven. Only r/shortguys is worth it.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

coping by calling that a landwhale

That is a land seal

 

[Fantasea]

That is a land seal

real

 

[Wrath]

He got a haircut

 

[Revenge cell]

Landwhale doesn't deserve to live

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

He got a haircut

And he is probably showering

 

[Solid]

I'd still ascend with her, she doesn't look too bad. Landwhale is a stretch.

 

[Kaichee]

OP is volcel

 

[9009]

redditors have shit taste in females