Having fictional crushes is brutal because you know if they were real they wouldn’t like you

[Clavicus Vile]

What I’d give to eat Haley’s ass from stardew valley, It’s so unfair. How do you guys cope with waifus if you know they wouldn’t like you if they were real? I don’t there’s a force imaginable that would make her attracted to me.

 

[weaselbomber]

well, they’re not real, so why should you care

 

[Clavicus Vile]

well, they’re not real, so why should you care

I try my hardest not to. It can be rough trying to block reality out to enjoy fiction.

 

[JKlancecaster069]

If they were real I'd force them to be with me

 

[Stupid Clown]

If they were real I'd force them to be with me

 

[justuseless]

I used to have oneitis for Saber from Fate stay night

 

[daydreamER]

Fictional foids WOULD like me if they were real because they would act how I imagine them, which is them liking me. I don’t know why some of you tell yourself stuff like this, destroying a good cope for no reason.

 

[VλREN]

Am looking at you Jill Valentine

Stupid bitch get out of my head