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Theory Having a Midlife Crisis Is Simply Experiencing Midlife Inceldom

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Its hilarious. Boomers/GenX talk all gung ho about "pull yourself up by yer bootstraps" "make ur bed" "wash ur penis" but then the SECOND they get old/ugly/laid off and their fat wives divorce them they FALL APART! They start smoking fentanyl/drinking like drunken sailors, living out of their (messy) vans, (what happened to clean ur room brah!) crying, can't find a job to SAVE THEIR LIVES. And even become homeless at times. Sometimes if they are lucky in their "midlife crisis" these guys start LITERALLY acting like puacels ie trying to date women decades younger than them (men age like wine), going to exotic locations for sex tourism, (geomaxxing for pussy like incels do) or buying stupid cars/bikes,getting into sports/gambling, politics coping ie coping mechanisms to distract themselves from realizing the fact that their fat old wives don't find them cute anymore. (just like incels cope with games/porn due to the fact that girls don't find them cute).


I almost wonder if its not "just a midlife crisis bro" but for the FIRST TIME in their privileged ass lives they FINALLY get to know what it feels like to be an incel ie ugly/old/unemployable. (I also think that the drug use/alcoholism is out of EMBARRASSMENT for dismissing incels and then finally LIVING IT!) Boomers/genX cry about "muh ageism" but I think its just lookism. Think about it what TYPICALLY happens when people get old? They turn UGLY! In a capitalist system people don't want ugly mothafuckas promoting their brand. Boomers/(some gen X) grew up being the football stud, getting more ass than a toilet seat, having women throw themselves at them, having job offers out the ass, falling in and out of jobs/relationships and thinking it is easy. But FINALLY when former chad loses his looks he falls and he falls HARD! He realizes getting jobs/pussy is NOT this easy. He merely got lucky in the old economy and hadn't been in the job/dating market for years. But once he has to compete again he does not make it. (again most boomers/genX would be HOPELESS incels in 2023). Look at rockstars they always overdose when they get old ugly and do drugs. Why? Because its LOSS of popularity and IDENTITY! Basically boomers go from stud to incel. Its a cope but the ONE advantage of being an incel while young is that it at LEAST prepares you for life (ie you learn fast u gotta work with what little u have). While someone who had it easy the FIRST hardship they face they are in SHAMBLES!
 
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based and truthpilled. Once their wives start withholding sex these people start going insane. Most of these chads are pretty mentally weak when you think about it. I went through my entire adolescence without so much as a hug and these chads go half a year without sex with their aging roastie wives and start roping :feelskek:
 

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