Serious Having a fucked-up sleep pattern = most common side effect of involuntary celibacy

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Trouble falling asleep. Trouble staying awake comes morning. Perpetual sleep debt.

These are the signs your body knows something is wrong--- that you will never reproduce. It refuses to let you sleep until you have taken decisive steps to get laid. Masturbation helps--- but only at the beginning. Soon enough this cope doesn't work anymore. You can't fool your brain for too long, he's not this stupid.

Being an incel and a wagecel at the same time: double the trouble. My sleep patterns stabilize on my vacations but my eye bags reappear everytime they end.

This may be the only serious unsolvable side effet that comes with inceldom.

Every incel I knew had a chronic sleep debt and unstable schedule.

There are other less common side effects, such as inability to clean your living space correctly (it's harder to get the importance of tidying and homemaking if no one ever comes at your place).
 
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i go to bed at like 3 to 4 a.m, but i sleep 8 hours usually.
 
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a few melatonin tablets and ill be out for the night without struggle
 
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my sleep pattern is crap, I'm going to sleep 4 a.m. to wake up 6 a.m. to go to work the whole week is like this and when the weekend comes I sleep 16 straight hours
 
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story of my life. Does anyone here have normal sleep patterns?
 
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My sleep schedule is all over the place, its never consistent. I end up being tired all the time with no energy to do anything.
 
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irony of this post is married guy with kids never sleeps much
 
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mylifeistrash said:
irony of this post is married guy with kids never sleeps much
This, also i used to have a decent sleeping schedule for a lot of inceldom years i dont think theres a big correlation
 
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Never had this problem. Always sleep like a baby solid 8-10 hours.

Sleep is the best refuge for an incel. You don't want to be awake.

 
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I sleep perfectly fine for around 7-9 hours and I fall asleep in 5-10 minutes max, it's always been like that. Weak theory, tbh.
 
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cope. just means you don't go to sleep at the right time and stay up all night reading forums.