Haven't got anything for my mother's birthday

[Guest2]

It's on Tuesday or Wednesday and I haven't even got a card because apparently I have to go to lunch tomorrow with other family members which means I won't have time to buy a card. Even if I did, I have about 2 pounds on my debit card and a couple of quid in cash, so I'd only be able to buy a card and no gift because I spent it all on my PC and other shit.

There are ways around it, like asking a neighbour friend to walk to the shops on Monday (it's Sunday today; the shops are closed) and get a card, but I dunno if he'd do that and it's kinda awkward.

Anyways, I don't really care about my mother because she always cries because I'm not good enough in one way or another on her birthday. She's such a fucking clown, honestly. The entire extended family just laughs at her for being such an obnoxious cunt and sympathise with me for having to put up with it. I just have to deal with her bullshit on the day and she'll likely just say that I'm a horrible person or something like always. To be fair, I am a piece of shit, but I would have gone through some more effort to get her something if her personality even resembled a human being's. It's her fault for not tricking me into loving her despite her retardation early in my life by actually being a competent parent, after all

 

[ReallyRice]

Sounds horrible tbh.

 

[Insomniac]

Bro

 

[jackwolfskin999]

I get her candles every year basically

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Just give her a bunny suit bro

 

[ihaveno1]

she always cries because I'm not good enough

she shouldn't have had a kid then

 

[Dionysus]

prank her

 

[78980n]

Just give her a bunny

 

[needsolution]

nobody remembers about my birthday
so i dont too in back

 

[2340922]

Sounds horrible tbh.

dont worry bunny boy my whore mum is worse

 

[♥HonestlyEndMe♥]

It's so stupid how people glorify their mothers. I feel the same as you in the sense that if someone's an idiot I'm gonna call them an idiot whether I'm related to them or not.