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Experiment Have you tried the ultimate ascension ?

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Henry de Montherlant

Henry de Montherlant

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A lot of people talk about the black mage meme, but have you actually considered monkmaxxing ?

In the catholic faith, it means you spend your whole life behind walls in a community of monks where you do nothing all day (except some little chores , not tiresome work, stuffs linked with religion (songs, prayers, etc ...), board games, etc.). You also get to eat for free and have a place to sleep for life.

Moreover, religious are more and more welcoming since nobody is really interested anymore by churches (at least in Europe). It's an excellent deal if NEET has become your only horizon. What do you think ?
 
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I’ve often considered it tbh.
 
Sounds better than my life now to be honest, lol
 
thats not 'ascension' its just glorified LDARing
 
Until you get invaded by the viking chads
 
Next up black magicmaxing
 
I've considered it. Especially if I can sneak out at night and have pervy sex with bizarre lady prostitutes somewhere in southern Germany. I'd get into heavy industrial rubber gloves and a monk's cowl in black rubber... :p
 
Ascension to GOd and shit bruh


Viking Chads have always been to busy in pagan orgies to aknowledge the existence of some jew sect promoting virginity tbh
The Vikings used to invade the British isles while the native women flock to them. Women have no loyalty
 
The Vikings used to invade the British isles while the native women flock to them. Women have no loyalty
If you monkmaxx it's not a problem.
 

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