JFL Have you tried getting a haircut....?

[IronMike]

We have all heard the advice, "Hit the gym, shower, get a haircut, see a theRAPIST.

But would doing all of these at once help us ascend?

What about bench pressing our theRapist, who would be giving us a haircut, whilst in the shower? You would surely receive 4x the results than doing these things separately.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

IF I FUCKING HAD HAIR I WOULD GET HAIRCUTS!!!

GOD WHY DID I HAVE TO NORWOOD!!

 

[IronMike]

IF I FUCKING HAD HAIR I WOULD GET HAIRCUTS!!!

GOD WHY DID I HAVE TO NORWOOD!!

completely bald?

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

But have you tried growing better bones in your face? Stop being so lazy and just do it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Its amazing. When I was 19 I was 127 pounds, had muscle was gymmaxxed. Fashionmaxxed. Got haircuts. And nothing. It's such joke advice. Only works if you're not ugly. Or not short. Or not autistic.

 

[1984cel]

JFL at not getting surgery in the shower while doing penis exercises and talking to your therapist.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Its amazing. When I was 19 I was 127 pounds, had muscle

you cant be 127 pounds and "have muscle"

 

[IronMike]

Its amazing. When I was 19 I was 127 pounds, had muscle was gymmaxxed. Fashionmaxxed. Got haircuts. And nothing. It's such joke advice. Only works if you're not ugly. Or not short. Or not autistic.

you should have done all of these things at the same time

 

[Evil Genius]

No I'm actually growing my hair out right now.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

completely bald?

Norwood 3 since 18

 

[Ignas]

There's no haircut for a bad hairline. My hairline is never began tier since birth

 

[1984cel]

you cant be 127 pounds and "have muscle"

Let manlets cope tbh

 

[NEETAndTidy]

you cant be 127 pounds and "have muscle"

I'm 5'5.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

I'm 5'5.

8/10 face minimum to compensate for that

 

[IronMike]

Norwood 3 since 18

At least the balding has stopped.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

8/10 face minimum to compensate for that

Exactly. And I'm 4/10 possibly 3/10 according to someone

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Exactly. And I'm 4/10 possibly 3/10 according to someone

over

 

[NEETAndTidy]

over

Literally never began

 

[acnescarcel]

got a haircut a month ago. only have left the house a handful of times since then so idk if it worked. no iois but I've always had trouble reading people and what they expect from me.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Literally never began

At least you can LDAR in peace knowing that there is nothing that can be done. I am still coping with surgery plans and wagecucking like a pathetic slave

 

[NEETAndTidy]

At least you can LDAR in peace knowing that there is nothing that can be done. I am still coping with surgery plans and wagecucking like a pathetic slave

It's great I'm NEET with my autismbux idfk how I'd cope if I had to wagecuck id likely have fucking roped

 

[IronMike]

I'm 5'5.

we are about the same size.

5'5, 135lbs

 

[NEETAndTidy]

we are about the same size.

5'5, 135lbs

I've gained some weight not fatcel but since I stopped gymceling I cant stay that skinny. Was nice tho

 

[Michael15651]

High IQ thread tbh, this needs to be put to the test

 

[KingChemist]

Yea... once I left the barbershop I had 3 bitches outside on their knees begging to suck my dick. Thanks cucktears! You guys are fucking brilliant!

 

[mentalcel]

Morning kek. heh heh he.