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HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH INCELTHELIOMA?

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Attention: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with incelthelioma, you may be entitled to vaginal cope-ensation. Incelthelioma is a rare condition linked to endless rejection. Exposure to endless rejection in your school, workplace, place of worship and internet dating sites may put you at risk.

Please don't wait, call 1-800-ITS-OVER today for a FREE legal copesultation and blackpill information packet.

Incelthelioma patients pleace call now!

1-800-ITS-OVER!
 
lmao, someone make this into a youtube video
 
nice-meme.jpg
 
It rang endlessly. Youre gonna have to send info via mail
 
Incelibate anarchist said:
It rang endlessly. Youre gonna have to send info via mail

From the Incelthelioma brochure:

Incelthelioma is a rare form of loneliness caused by cancerous roasties.

Symptoms include:

  • Manic depression/suicidal thoughts or actions.
  • Frustration with society, nature and the entire planet.
  • Ridicule from peers in your workplace, school, place of worship and internet
  • Disconnection with reality/depersonalization
  • Increased proficiency in humor
  • Increased porn consumption and masturbation
  • Increased awareness in facial flaws
There are no known cures for Incelthelioma besides the rope. However, cope is the #1 prescribed treatment for Incelthelioma, contact your doctor for more details.
 
BeepBeepAmJeep said:
From the Incelthelioma brochure:

Incelthelioma is a rare form of loneliness caused by cancerous roasties.

Symptoms include:

  • Manic depression/suicidal thoughts or actions.
  • Frustration with society, nature and the entire planet.
  • Ridicule from peers in your workplace, school, place of worship and internet
  • Disconnection with reality/depersonalization
  • Increased proficiency in humor
  • Increased porn consumption and masturbation
  • Increased awareness in facial flaws
There are no known cures for Incelthelioma besides the rope. However, cope is the #1 prescribed treatment for Incelthelioma, contact your doctor for more details.

I'll increase the copeing for now but keep a good rope nearby just incase it gets any worse.
 

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