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Experiment Have you guys ever went to a strip club?

Have you ever went to a strip club?

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 35.0%
  • No

    Votes: 26 65.0%

  • Total voters
    40
janoycresva

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How did it go if you did? Did you go alone?
 
NO. Why would I want to look at something I can't have. It's hard enough seeing women in the street.
 
I went with a friend and it really wasn't that great. Just a bunch of foids dancing and a bunch of fags on their phone/talking to the foids
 
I went and felt like a cuck because the strip club I was at didn’t even let the bitches show their tits or pussies. I paid to watch slits dance in bikinis. Never going again tbh
 
I went with a friend and it really wasn't that great. Just a bunch of foids dancing and a bunch of fags on their phone/talking to the foids
talking to the stripper foids?
 
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yes but can't you ejaculate though your pants?
That is just awful.
Do you know how awful ejaculating with out a woman is?
I can't tell you how horrible that sensation was.
I ejaculate with my sex doll.
 
About a dozen or so times. Only had fun once.
 
I don't think I'd want to tbh, maybe just once to see what it's like and that's it
 
A friend asked me to come once but I turned him down, seems pathetic to pay foids just to dance topless for you.
 
Never will go to one tbh
 
That is just awful.
Do you know how awful ejaculating with out a woman is?
I can't tell you how horrible that sensation was.
I ejaculate with my sex doll.
Is it actually that much better than just wanking? Have you tried stuff like autoblows or something, what would be the "best" thing to use instead of your hands
 
Stripclubs = paying females to give you blueballs
 
I used to go when was younger because was so desperate. Even got a couple phone numbers from strippers because I was so naive. Man was I dumb.

Never going to strip clubs ever again. EVER.
 
just went this last saturday. Wasn't my idea, but my friends wanted to go. My homeboy bought me a lapdance with a lightskinned woman. She was like 5'10, plus had stripper heels so she had to have been 6'2. Keep in mind I'm 5'5.

She walked up to me and took my hand and walked me to the backroom. It had to have looked comical, like a mother holding her child's hand.

Anyway, She rubbed her ass on me. I couldn't even get a boner. She also cut the lapdance short, it was supposed to be an entire song length but she only danced on me for 2 minutes. She probably wanted me dead TBH.
 
That is just awful.
Do you know how awful ejaculating with out a woman is?
I can't tell you how horrible that sensation was.
I ejaculate with my sex doll.
from a lap dance i mean
About a dozen or so times. Only had fun once.
i knew you would have went a bunch of times
just went this last saturday. Wasn't my idea, but my friends wanted to go. My homeboy bought me a lapdance with a lightskinned woman. She was like 5'10, plus had stripper heels so she had to have been 6'2. Keep in mind I'm 5'5.

She walked up to me and took my hand and walked me to the backroom. It had to have looked comical, like a mother holding her child's hand.

Anyway, She rubbed her ass on me. I couldn't even get a boner. She also cut the lapdance short, it was supposed to be an entire song length but she only danced on me for 2 minutes. She probably wanted me dead TBH.
over
 
I go to strip clubs just to chill out and drink. Also theres smoking allowed indoor unlike everywhere else. Never payed for dances.
 
Yes in Amsterdam and Newcastle England, which was my cousins stag do
 
Strip clubs are a waste of money. You get nothing of value. I'd rather just pay a prostitute. At least that way you get something for your money.
 
america strip clubs are shit, might as well get a heap of cash and throw it out the window, if u ever wanna go to one of them, go to australia, at least with the private lapdances u can fucking touch them.
 
No, a friend invited me once, but I don’t see the appeal of blooo balls.
 
Yes.
Several.
Alone...
I got in free by delivering stuff to them. Once I had about six of them on my route. Some routes had less. I stared a lot... But most of the foids were really skanky.

It wasn't sexy. It was mostly sad and gross. The places had "bad vibes" to them. Really creepy.
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I wasn't there to relax and stare. I was there to deliver their food and stuff.
 
Yeah. Had an orgy.

Doesn’t count tho :chad:
 
Strip clubs are just a cock tease might as well pay for the real thing
 
america strip clubs are shit, might as well get a heap of cash and throw it out the window, if u ever wanna go to one of them, go to australia, at least with the private lapdances u can fucking touch them.
I don’t wanna get blue balls hro
 
In my experience it can only be fun if you get drunk, go with a group, and don’t really expect the strippers to be into you. You must be drunk because while you are still aware the stripper isn’t into you, you just don’t care as much and can just have fun with it.

Another thing is that if you go to the right club with the right girls, they also escort so you can go back in the champagne room and get sex or dick sucked etc.
 
I literally don't even understand why strip clubs exist. They're literally worse than cam girls, at least with a cam girl you can jerk off while watching her, but in a strip club you can't even do that. You just sit there getting blueballsed. Men who go to strip clubs are legit retarded.
 

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