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Have you ever had a gf

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HiddenUzer.Belgrade

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Have you ever had a gf that you didn’t have sex with?
 
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For three hours at school for a joke. She already had a boyfriend, it was more a virtue signalling thing.
 
For three hours at school for a joke. She already had a boyfriend, it was more a virtue signalling thing.
FOUND THE FAKECELL
 
For three hours at school for a joke. She already had a boyfriend, it was more a virtue signalling thing.
Fakecel for having a gf for 3 hour
 
For three hours at school for a joke. She already had a boyfriend, it was more a virtue signalling thing.
Did you guys also fuck as a joke :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao:
 
Yeah so many. They denied ne sex even oral. Eventually when i dropped out of school i cut ties with all of them.
 
But in all honestly yeah i had a girl who acted like i was her bf (because i was the tallest kid in kindergarten)


I lived like chad for only a short time.
 
They denied ne sex even oral
I had girlfriend, yes. But what you said happened to me. Even my ex told me she didn't want me to been seen with her in jer neighblrhood because I was ugly so she kept me in her House, and no, she wasn't joking since she dumped me a long time before that message
 
But in all honestly yeah i had a girl who acted like i was her bf (because i was the tallest kid in kindergarten)


I lived like chad for only a short time.
BRUHHHHHHHYH
 
I had girlfriend, yes. But what you said happened to me. Even my ex told me she didn't want me to been seen with her in jer neighblrhood because I was ugly so she kept me in her House, and no, she wasn't joking since she dumped me a long time before that message
I didn’t think a joke thread would bait out so many fakecel
 
I think it was first grade.
 
No; I've never otherwise known a foid who was not part of my family... :feelswhat:

The state of .is. :feelsUnreal:
 
Did you guys also fuck as a joke :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao:
I just remembered an old friend of mine threw a scooter infront of a bus she was on and was known for looking like a granny. :feelshaha:
 
I think it was first grade.
Same age, but I think I was being made fun with her friends. I was an outcast in my school, at least one of the worst aspies in Special Ed had friends.
 
I HAD A BLONDE STACY 10/10 GF :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao: SHES GONE NOW BECAUSE I FUCKED HER TO DEATH:feelsohh:
I met Queen Elizabeth in a Manchester pub. We later had sex with no protection in her bodyguard's Land Cruiser. I creampied the Queen, and that's all I guess.
 
I HAD A BLONDE STACY 10/10 GF :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao: SHES GONE NOW BECAUSE I FUCKED HER TO DEATH:feelsohh:
Permaban
 
It’s over your the only user here who’s actually never had a gf we’ve all been trolling you
so, this entire site is filled with sex havers and was only created to troll me :lasereyes:
 
i had a wife and kids but they never let me have sex with them :feelsUgh:
 
I HAD A BLONDE STACY 10/10 GF :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao: SHES GONE NOW BECAUSE I FUCKED HER TO DEATH:feelsohh:
Same :chad:
She was an 11/10 redhead that I fucked to death though
 
Hello fellow sex havers. Anyone have any good sex lately?
Yeah, with your mom. She creamed all over my tiny 5 inch dick and I emptied my huge balls in her :owo:
 
i had a gf in 5th grade. we didnt have sex. she is stacylite now.
 
normalfaggots.is
 
Yeah, with your mom. She creamed all over my tiny 5 inch dick and I emptied my huge balls in her :owo:
:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: id love to give my ricekok to the moms of every user that’s not me
 
I have a gf right now
 
Does one fake e-gf relationship count? Otherwise nothing irl.
 
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Sorry bro my mom isnt into tiny shrimp dicked soyboy cuckcels. Monster horse cock Chads only.
It wasn't consensual :ahegao: I simply waited for her to fall asleep and went at it. Fortunately, since my pecker was a bit lacking, she didn't feel a whole lot and stayed in her sound slumber :society:
 
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I had this pretend one in preschool, but other than that nope
 
It wasn't consensual :ahegao: I simply waited for her to fall asleep and went at it. Fortunately since my pecker was a bit lacking she didn't feel a whole lot and stayed in her sound slumber :society:
Knajids me.
 

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