SuicideFuel Have you ever encountered people having public sex? What would you even do in that situation?

[SmugMohito]

I see a lot of porn vidoes with the title "public sex" and they always take place in that last isle of the store or at the farthest point in the beach. I don't think my little heart could take sex being so close to me. My paranoia has got so bad that I can't help myself from thinking that someone is having sex on the other side of wherever I am and I end up wasting time looking there to see. I don't even know what to do in this situation. So far I've narrowed it down to

• Cry
• Scream
• Pull them off each other in hopes that it gives the guy blue balls or bends his penis in a painful way
• Have them removed and banned from the store
• Try to sue the store and those couple for "traumatizing" me.
• Call the police
• Coffee them like Elliot Rodger did

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

poo on them

 

[Zielony4]

I usually think the same. I always assume people are having sex in cars I pass by or houses. Probably true. I think I saw a glimpse of it before.

 

[nice_try]

Start beating my meat and make them see it.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Make sure the coffee is hot, ER regretted spilling warm vanilla lattes on these bastards instead of scalding ones.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Try to sue the store and those couple for "traumatizing" me.

 

[SmugMohito]

Would suing them actually work?

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Would suing them actually work?

Idk. Just do it for the fun of annoying normies.

 

[Grotesque]

Walk away and cry at my subhumanity. I assume many people are already having sex around me in public places.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Would suing them actually work?

They can get arrested for public indecency

 

[SmugMohito]

They can get arrested for public indecency

How much trouble will they be in? On a scale of "I should actively seek out normies to bust" to 'Why bother"?

 

[Anonymous MG]

How much trouble will they be in? On a scale of "I should actively seek out normies to bust" to 'Why bother"?

They can get thousands of dollars in fines and 1 year in prison. So if you have the opportunity it's worth it

 

[SmugMohito]

They can get thousands of dollars in fines and 1 year in prison. So if you have the opportunity it's worth it

What if it's two underages? I can't record it for proof and they won't get in much trouble.

 

[SeifEsteem]

Call the police

 

[Clock Tower]

I would see people having sex in high school all the time. It didn't bother me but it could have made another fragile ugly guy very sad and possibly drive him to suicide.

 

[Anonymous MG]

What if it's two underages? I can't record it for proof and they won't get in much trouble.

Then you don't do anything

 

[SmugMohito]

Then you don't do anything

I can't stand the fact that they get sex while I don't. These little shits shouldn't be able to get away with it.

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

If you watch them, you're a cuck.

 

[Anonymous MG]

I can't stand the fact that they get sex while I don't. These little shits shouldn't be able to get away with it.

I think recording laws vary by State in which you can record people without their consent, don't know about underage recording tho.

 

[gymcelben]

this is my biggest fear

 

[Agent_Coper]

Yes, it happened to me at a party more than a decade ago (I was 17-18 if I remember right). I went to take a piss and people were fucking on the toilet - they were right in the middle of it. I was shocked and noped the fuck out as fast as I could. I only managed to see the girl's ass and her panties.

When I closed the door, I started laughing and told people around me what I had seen there (when I'm drunk, I become extremely low inhib, and I was drunk as fuck that time). To my surprise, a crying girl I didn't know told me that was her sister, she was worried about her. I couldn't really say anything to her, I was like WTF do you want me to do about it.

Then I went home and tried to forget about the whole situation. I'm pretty sure I fapped to that scene a few times though.

 

[Incellectual]

The closest I've seen to public sex was a homeless guy jerking off in an alley way while staring at people who walked by.

 

[SmugMohito]

The closest I've seen to public sex was a homeless guy jerking off in an alley way while staring at people who walked by.

That happened to me once too. I thought it was funny.

Homeless guys are lowinhib.

 

[Incellectual]

That happened to me once too. I thought it was funny.

Homeless guys are lowinhib.

It freaked me out because I was young and he was staring at me so intensely. I remember just staring back confused and horrified lol.

 

[Albocel]

If you watch them, you're a cuck.

 

[Wolfbeta]

Was walking from the grocery store and past my old junior high and interrupted a black boy fucking a white girl by the parking lot.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

You'll never see them if you never go outside.

 

[Remyx]

Thankfully I haven't, but if I did, I don't think it'd be pretty. PDA already triggers the fuck out of me.

Yes, it happened to me at a party more than a decade ago (I was 17-18 if I remember right). I went to take a piss and people were fucking on the toilet - they were right in the middle of it. I was shocked and noped the fuck out as fast as I could. I only managed to see the girl's ass and her panties.

When I closed the door, I started laughing and told people around me what I had seen there (when I'm drunk, I become extremely low inhib, and I was drunk as fuck that time). To my surprise, a crying girl I didn't know told me that was her sister, she was worried about her. I couldn't really say anything to her, I was like WTF do you want me to do about it.

Then I went home and tried to forget about the whole situation. I'm pretty sure I fapped to that scene a few times though.

Cuck

 

[Agent_Coper]

Cuck

For the fapping part? No worse than jerking off to porn imo (that's something I rarely do these days).

And it's not like I was watching them while fapping, I went home and fantasized about me fucking that girl on the toilet. If that makes me a cuck, so be it.

 

[iKillCucks]

Start beating my meat and make them see it.

HAHAHAHA

 

[DisposableMale01]

if i tried to do anything i'd probably get beat up. if the guy was skinny then maybe

 

[Johny.speiz]

Some time ago, there was a jackass having a blowjob in front of a crowded suburban S Bahn train near Berlin. The people were out-cried and disgusted, they harassed them, engaged the emergency brake, and jerks were arrested.

I think it's the right thing to do, public shaming to those degenerates.

 

[Inceldo]

Most of those public sex videos are fake btw

 

[RoastieBeef]

Does a bathroom count as public? . I saw 2 college students banging in. Bathroom stall of bar near a college. I just peaked in. Her dad must have been proud

 

[StaroRavager]

Fill a super soaker with orange juice and go to town

 

[KilluminoidBR]

I think i would watch and masturbate.

 

[Ignas]

Never. But I'd just calmly Eat Rice while they're having fun

 

[cucktearslol]

Does a bathroom count as public? . I saw 2 college students banging in. Bathroom stall of bar near a college. I just peaked in. Her dad must have been proud

what position were they in? good ol doggy?

 

[Michael15651]

Shoot them with nerf guns

 

[Swiswis]

You'll never see them if you never go outside.

and when you stay home, you hear your neighbours having sex

 

[The Abyss]

Join in, lol imagine a group of curries taking it upon themselves to help lighten the load heh.

 

[RoastieBeef]

what position were they in? good ol doggy?

The girl was sitting on the toilet and legs spread like an eagle, and the guy was fucking her like that