Have you escortmaxxed before?

[Paladin]

I haven't and I don't think I'll be able to for a long time considering it's illegal where I live. But I can't accept they idea of dying without having sex once just for the experience so I think I'll travel somewhere where it is sometime in the future if I have the money spare.

Interested in how this poll turns out. I'm guessing most people haven't here considering it's illegal in a lot of places and a large portion of the forum are either neets or generally don't have much money.

 

[PersonalityChad]

No and i probably never will

 

[Paladin]

No and i probably never will

For what reason?

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

No, never have, I never will. I don't believe in paying for the thing I can't get normally; to me that's just pathetic.

 

[PersonalityChad]

For what reason?

It's illegal where i live and i'm too high inhib to do it.

I don't believe in paying for the thing I can't get normally; to me that's just pathetic.

Also this

 

[Paladin]

No, never have, I never will. I don't believe in paying for the thing I can't get normally; to me that's just pathetic.

It just feels like an experience I refuse to die without having. I wouldn't do it more than once though. I don't like the idea of majorly funding whores

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Maybe you find something useful in here

[NSFW] My first time with an escort

[Trigger Warning] This is going to be a detailed report on my first time having sex with an escort. It went suprisingly well, all things considered, which means I will be sharing the suprisingly positive aspects of the experience. Which is pretty close to me bragging about how well my first time...

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[Paladin]

Maybe you find something useful in here

[NSFW] My first time with an escort

[Trigger Warning] This is going to be a detailed report on my first time having sex with an escort. It went suprisingly well, all things considered, which means I will be sharing the suprisingly positive aspects of the experience. Which is pretty close to me bragging about how well my first time...

incels.is

Thanks will bookmark as I'm on a walk at the moment

 

[ilieknothing]

Yes, probably more than a lifetimes worth. I have done everything you possibly can escortcelling. I have done 2,3,4 foids at a time, foids have licked my asshole, I have nutted inside a foid.

I haven’t done anal though cause that’s gross

 

[Horatio Alger]

No and i probably never will

 

[justuseless]

No thats disgusting

 

[Paladin]

Yes, probably more than a lifetimes worth. I have done everything you possibly can escortcelling. I have done 2,3,4 foids at a time, foids have licked my asshole, I have nutted inside a foid.

I haven’t done anal though cause that’s gross

You'd have a foid lick your ass but anal is too gross for you. I guess it's nice in that it's humiliating for the foid but that's more disgusting than anal in my eyes

 

[Castaway]

There’s no way I’m dying without at least knowing how sex feels like

 

[DarkStar]

Yes, I kinda did since I went to an Asian Massage Parlor I found on rubmaps & got a handjob

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Not yet but I will

 

[rcnfive]

i want to, i have the money but in the usa, they ask for drivers license, linkedin, it's fucking insane. like all the blackmail material.

 

[kcarrots]

never done it and not planning, I want it to be personal and nice for both parties involved

 

[Paladin]

There’s no way I’m dying without at least knowing how sex feels like

Yeah I refuse to

Yes, I kinda did since I went to an Asian Massage Parlor I found on rubmaps & got a handjob

Searched that site and fuck it's burgerland only

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

No

 

[ilieknothing]

You'd have a foid lick your ass but anal is too gross for you. I guess it's nice in that it's humiliating for the foid but that's more disgusting than anal in my eyes

Idc what the foid does, I am not touching an asshole

 

[Paladin]

No

tales

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

tales

Heads

 

[Cincel]

I have, not worth.
Paying foids for sex is pathetic.

 

[gymletethnicel]

I have, fucked 2 hookers in one night, totally not worth it. Better stay virgin jfl.

 

[Grodd]

No and i probably never will

 

[Grodd]

No maybe some day

 

[manletcel1488]

No but maybe someday even though I'm mostly against it, still don't want to die without knowing what fucking pussy feels like.

 

[TheCatMan]

No but I've been thinking about taking a weekend trip to Figueroa Street in LA to get a hooker.

 

[BoneHermit666]

I haven't and I don't think I'll be able to for a long time considering it's illegal where I live. But I can't accept they idea of dying without having sex once just for the experience so I think I'll travel somewhere where it is sometime in the future if I have the money spare.

Interested in how this poll turns out. I'm guessing most people haven't here considering it's illegal in a lot of places and a large portion of the forum are either neets or generally don't have much money.

I blame religion for this prostitution should be legalised. Maybe you should go to Amsterdam.

 

[daydreamER]

Though I have nothing against escortcels or any real moral hang ups about it I would avoid escortcelling. I would experience the most powerful post nut clarity and it probably won’t feel good afterwards. Every escortcel that has made a post about it has described it as underwhelming, though that may be due to the lack of real intimacy in it.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Yes, probably more than a lifetimes worth. I have done everything you possibly can escortcelling. I have done 2,3,4 foids at a time, foids have licked my asshole, I have nutted inside a foid.

I haven’t done anal though cause that’s gross

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Is the law really enforced in your country? It's illegal in the US but I've probably had nearly 100 sessions with escorts with no trouble from the law

 

[KinkyKanga]

Yes. I regularly see one particular noodlewhore escort, who's FEET I'm fucking ADDICTED to.

 

[incel4life]

Is the law really enforced in your country? It's illegal in the US but I've probably had nearly 100 sessions with escorts with no trouble from the law

The issue with the US is not the legality, but the cost. It's so damn expensive here. I'm in a mid-sized US city and it's $300/hr for a for a fat 200lb pig in her 30s.

In Colombia I had a hot girl 18-21, who looked like a popular slim cheerleader with a big butt, and it was $50.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

The issue with the US is not the legality, but the cost. It's so damn expensive here. I'm in a mid-sized US city and it's $300/hr for a for a fat 200lb pig in her 30s.

In Colombia I had a hot girl 18-21, who looked like a popular slim cheerleader with a big butt, and it was $50.

Yeah, I made a post before about how the escort market tanked in my city. Have to pay more for less quality. Luckily in my city prices haven't hit that high but I feel repulsed when some barely fuckable escort tells me it's 160 for a quick date when a handful of years ago I could have had a hot escort for $100. If I get good money traveling to fuck escorts would seriously be considered

 

[LeFrenchCel]

No and surely never will

 

[incel4life]

Yeah, I made a post before about how the escort market tanked in my city. Have to pay more for less quality. Luckily in my city prices haven't hit that high but I feel repulsed when some barely fuckable escort tells me it's 160 for a quick date when a handful of years ago I could have had a hot escort for $100. If I get good money traveling to fuck escorts would seriously be considered

I'm guessing you're in NYC? 160 was how much the massage parlor Asians there charged for full service when I was there a couple of years ago. Here we don't have those, so obese pig-like white whores have the monopoly and they charge 300.

Travelling is highly recommended. You will never experience a gigastacy in the US, unless you pay like $50k. Much cheaper to get a plane ticket to Colombia. Beware though, I get robbed for both escorts I saw, but even then getting robbed of the $100 I had with me is much cheaper than $50k that an American escort of similar youngness and hotness would cost.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

I'm guessing you're in NYC? 160 was how much the massage parlor Asians there charged for full service when I was there a couple of years ago. Here we don't have those, so obese pig-like white whores have the monopoly and they charge 300.

Travelling is highly recommended. You will never experience a gigastacy in the US, unless you pay like $50k. Much cheaper to get a plane ticket to Colombia. Beware though, I get robbed for both escorts I saw, but even then getting robbed of the $100 I had with me is much cheaper than $50k that an American escort of similar youngness and hotness would cost.

Nah, I live in a big city in California. I think I started going to Asian massage parlors nearly 2 years, they're very common in my city. My city is overflowing with parlors, no joke. Multiple parlors within a mile. I had 2 good parlors just a couple blocks from my home. One closed down, had amazing experiences there. But two opened right across from my go to parlor. Went there last week, really good time.

I began with parlors because of the convenience, I don't have to wait hours for a text back from these online escorts. Another issue with escorts is they don't respect your time. The only issue with parlors is the women are usually older and not as hot as the young online escorts. But I think it's better because they provide more and they're willing to negotiate prices. I can't keep wasting hours online trying to find a readily available decent escort.

 

[ERpill]

I can't. I think escortceling is based, makes women seethe, prevents society from taking sex away from you, etc, but I just can't do it. I've tried. I really don't want to fuck a whore, and any time I seriously think about it or try to convince myself to, I hate the idea so much I just end up not doing it and preferring to just be fully khv instead.

 

[Wenhao Xu]

I keep getting close to it and not going through with it. It's much cheaper to just have a wank.

 

[FunkyMonk]

Yes, should have done it in my 20s but I was insecure about my size, I still am. Now in my 30s and given up on the idea of a relationship, escorts are the only way to experience sex. I don't like the idea of sex dolls, freaks me out.

 

[Sungnodius]

Yes, probably more than a lifetimes worth. I have done everything you possibly can escortcelling. I have done 2,3,4 foids at a time, foids have licked my asshole, I have nutted inside a foid.

I haven’t done anal though cause that’s gross

sexhavers.is

 

[Sungnodius]

Nah, getting a sex doll instead. This way, the doll is always mine.

 

[Vakasneb3856]

Nein