Being serious. I've thought about this myself. I will never fit in to a foid-worshiping rat-race society where the only things that matter are how many shiny things you possess and how many stinky holes your penis has entered -- since you're here I'm assuming it's the same story for you.
If you're not Christian, you could do the same with a Zen Buddhist Temple. Zen Buddhism is more-or-less glorified atheism with a strong emphasis on nature and living in the "eternal now" as opposed to worrying about past or future. You might not like the idea of the Zen Master beating you with a stick for not meditating right, though, and you might have to go to Japan (and become fluent in Japanese) to join a real Zen Temple.
If you're not Christian, you could do the same with a Zen Buddhist Temple. Zen Buddhism is more-or-less glorified atheism with a strong emphasis on nature and living in the "eternal now" as opposed to worrying about past or future. You might not like the idea of the Zen Master beating you with a stick for not meditating right, though, and you might have to go to Japan (and become fluent in Japanese) to join a real Zen Temple.
