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Story Have u been to a kissing booth?

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I did once at a weird place. You can pay a certain amount for how good you want the kiss to be. A Chad was in front of me and she made out with him for several minutes. I went up and handed her the most amount of money. She gave me a look of disgust and annoyance. She leaned forward and kissed me and it was really shitty. I tried to French kiss her because I paid the full amount but she didn’t allow it. And she stopped after like 20 seconds. I bet that Chad before me didn’t pay anything. I hate being ugly. (And this isn’t a brag because I paid for it, and she had to kiss anybody who was willing to pay)
 
I'm surprised those things actually exist. Always seemed like some 50s thing in movies.
 
I'm surprised those things actually exist. Always seemed like some 50s thing in movies.
This. I would never pay a foid for any level of intimacy. Not only is it cucked, but it's cringey as fuck.
 
sounds degrading and cucked
 
These exist outside of movies?
 
I had never heard of such a thing until now. Cucks actually pay for that?
 
never, ever, in my whole live, seen one.
 
How cucked have you to be to do something like that...
 
You kiss chad too, because you kiss her after chad kiss her.
 
thought that shit was only in cartoons
 
I did once at a weird place. You can pay a certain amount for how good you want the kiss to be. A Chad was in front of me and she made out with him for several minutes. I went up and handed her the most amount of money. She gave me a look of disgust and annoyance. She leaned forward and kissed me and it was really shitty. I tried to French kiss her because I paid the full amount but she didn’t allow it. And she stopped after like 20 seconds. I bet that Chad before me didn’t pay anything. I hate being ugly. (And this isn’t a brag because I paid for it, and she had to kiss anybody who was willing to pay)
WTF
You paid for a kiss, from a whore that had the tongue of countless man before you.
Are you serious ?
That´s very cucked, or rather Mega Cucked.
 
WTF
You paid for a kiss, from a whore that had the tongue of countless man before you.
Are you serious ?
That´s very cucked.
it's over for many men
 
I only saw kissing booths on TV I could never imagine that being real they are literally prostitutes kissing strange men for money.
 
I have never seen one, I'm guessing this was before AIDS and bug-chasers and that sort of thing? Imagine if a guy with HIV french-kissed a girl working there and then every client after him is infected.
 
WTF
You paid for a kiss, from a whore that had the tongue of countless man before you.
Are you serious ?
That´s very cucked, or rather Mega Cucked.
I don’t see how it’s any different than escorting
 
Cucked.At least if you pay a foid you should fuck her agressively
 
never seen one and didnt even know they existed
 
JFL at paying for that cucked shit.
 
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Rule #3: Chads get more kisses just for being Chad, incels get shunned despite paying more money
 
So I'm actually glad you brought this up OP. I was going to make a similar thread a while back about my high school encounter with a kissing booth but I didn't think anybody would believe me so I didn't. As many people have stated here a lot of people don't even know that kissing booths are actually a real thing that kids do. And also FYI I was in HS nearly 20 years ago so times were very different

So my High School had a kissing booth. We used to have this fundraiser week of Juniors vs Seniors and we would fundraise against each other. The class that raised the most money would get an equal donation added to their class treasury for the class trip. I believe the loser class had to give half of their earnings to the other class so in essence you would raise a lot of money then get 2.5x extra for your class trip. The seniors had really stupid ideas and overall were pisspoor at fundraising. A few of the Junior girls decided to make a kissing booth like 15 minutes before school started and 15 minutes after school finished. And I'm not going to brag that much but the senior girls all looked like ugly shits and the Junior girls were dime pieces. Very young. Very fertile. Petite. Angelic. Goddesses in their own right ngl. So the way it worked is you would pay $2 for a "ticket" and this "ticket" would get you one kiss at the kissing booth. I believe you could pay like $5 for 3 kisses or some shit like that. So our school faculty was pretty adamant that the kisses were ONLY supposed to be CHEEK KISSES on the cheek and all the girls agreed. About 8 girls volunteered to be the "kissing girls." I believe there was 1 black girl. 2 Mexican girls. 1 possibly asian or mixed girl then 4 of the hottest Texan southern belle types you could think of. Sexy country girls.

But during our fundraiser week it seems like all the teachers just enjoyed the specatcle and didn't even seem to fucking care about the rules. 90% of the kisses were just quick lip kisses I'm not going to lie but there was a few times when I would wait near the booth and see Chads full on mouth kissing these whores. Full on tongue french kissing. CHILDREN OPENLY ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY AND NONE OF THE FACULTY GAVE A FUCK!! That is what pissed me off the most.

So Monday went by. Tuesday went by. Wednesday went by. A few of my male classmates had asked if I bought a ticket to which I mocked them that they were so beta for buying kisses. I had lied to a few boys and said I had gotten kisses from girls that don't go to the school and wasn't as pathetic as they were. (Holy shit looking back everybody knew that was a lie god dammit!) Majority of my male classmates did eventually end up purchasing kissing tickets. The ones that didn't purchase tickets either were too poor to buy a ticket or had girlfriends/fuck buddies so didn't need to buy kisses. Thursday morning came about and a female classmate found me near the stairs and asked if I wanted to purchase a ticket (she just sold tickets she wasn't a kissing girl.) We were alone and I figured nobody would find out so I bought a ticket from her. The whole school day I was gleefully anticipating my first kiss. I didn't even eat lunch that day and just chewed gum every period for fresh breath. About 14 minutes in and everybody was on their buses and the booth was closing down. There was still a gathering but very small. There were 2 kissing girls at this one table. They just saw me and looked at each other and giggled. They kept looking at each other and kept giggling for what seemed like an eternity. I was patiently awaiting my kiss. So one of the girls leaned in close to me and whispered, "Why don't we just pretend, kay? MWAH!!" and made a really loud kissing sound so everybody could hear. Her mouth was so close to my cheek I could feel her breath but we never made contact. She then took my ticket from my hand and then I stepped aside. One or two more boys got kissed on the cheek then they closed up for the day. I paid $2 for a pretend kiss during high school.
I was so mad and frustrated that I didn't get my goddamn kiss. When I went home I was angry as shit. I used to be /fit/ in high school and as soon as I got home I just started doing cardio. I remember exercising for a good 3hours nonstop on an empty stomach. Then Mom made dinner and I ate my first meal of the day then went to bed at like 9pm I was so angry and exhausted.
 
They are real?:feelsmega:

I thought these were fake and only found in movies?
 
I'm surprised those things actually exist. Always seemed like some 50s thing in movies.
Even if I saw one in real life I wouldn't want to get a degenerate kiss filled with stds.

I paid $2 for a pretend kiss during high school.
Yeah that's to be expected. I'm glad you finally came to your senses. Fuck the school for promoting this degeneracy.
 
where in the fuck were you where the booth was? a carnival? i never those were real things
 
JFL at swallowing chad's spit.
 
This sounds absolutely cucked, even worse than an escort. At least you're able to fuck the escort at least.
 
what a cucked thing to do
 

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