Experiment Have any good orbiting cringe stories?

[Ellsworth]

Hopefully nobody is orbiting today but I’m sure many are former orbiters. Please share some funny or cringe orbiting stories.

 

[Llama]

I dont orbit but i saw alot of kids at my school do it all the time. Especially the losers who orbit around 1 girl and take her word like gospel even though its just another repeated opinion word for word from twitter

 

[Ellsworth]

My worst one was when I was around like 22 I was orbiting this girl at work and firmly in the friend zone. One day we went to Walmart and as we were exiting I ran into an older woman (like my parents age) that I went to college with. We exchanged greetings and such and she leaned in and quietly said “Ellsworth is this your gf?” I was like no, just friends

 

[Boneworksfan69420]

Used to orbit a girl. She was so fuking cute man, and I asked her out twice got rejected both times. I made awkward conversations with her on snapchat everyday till she stopped talking to me like sane person.

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I never had that mentality and even if I did I never would have a chance to orbit a female.

 

[sub8male]

I’m too ugly to even orbit tbh.

 

[metabuxx]

i never orbited a foid

 

[GeneticFilth]

I’m too ugly to even orbit tbh.

 

[Deleted member 24125]

was too high inhib to orbit as a teen

 

[Deleted member 17997]

i never orbited a foid, at least not a living one