Experiment Has anyone joined a Cult to help lose their Virginity or have sex?

[BridgeJumper]

I was thinking the other day about what I could do to lose my virginity. Growing up in a religion it was much easier to have girls talk to me.
Would you join a sex cult to have sex? I heard joining the Free Masons can help me lose my virginity, what do you think?

 

[builderseed]

just join a cult theory

 

[Robo Sapien]

I'm almost sure they make you have gay sex first before they let you sleep with any women.

 

[UBERCEL]

JFL at joining the Mason's theory, you will lonely get your ass penetrated and that's when u go to high ranks, just be gay theory is quicker tbh

 

[Itsoverforme]

What do you mean help you lose your virginity, will you not still be a ugly cultist? Or are every member given a GF with a certain rank?

 

[BridgeJumper]

What do you mean help you lose your virginity, will you not still be a ugly cultist? Or are every member given a GF with a certain rank?

I dont know much about sex cults but it seems like its just a bunch of sex addicts who will fuck anything.
Free Masons is about status and other stuff like that

 

[builderseed]

I dont know much about sex cults but it seems like its just a bunch of sex addicts who will fuck anything.
Free Masons is about status and other stuff like that

Don't join a sex cult, you'll probably be fucked in the ass or be sacrificed in a blood orgy or some shit.

 

[Robo Sapien]

I dont know much about sex cults but it seems like its just a bunch of sex addicts who will fuck anything.
Free Masons is about status and other stuff like that

SEX CULTS ARE 100% GAY. ONLY THE TOP LEADERS GET TO FUCK ANY FOIDS

 

[metal]

no

 

[nymph]

pretend to be gay tahts how you get girls

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

Cults are scam

 

[Darthmat]

SEX CULTS ARE 100% GAY. ONLY THE TOP LEADERS GET TO FUCK ANY FOIDS

This right here.
Only leaders get sex while you guys do the stupid shit and have to go to jail and get raped by Jamal.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

You might try an open love commune, although you'll still have to compete with the commune hippy Chads.

 

[WarriorSkull]

I was thinking the other day about what I could do to lose my virginity. Growing up in a religion it was much easier to have girls talk to me.
Would you join a sex cult to have sex? I heard joining the Free Masons can help me lose my virginity, what do you think?

You have to start a cult to get any pussy. I'm not kidding when I say I have seriously debated attempting it and in fact am still considering it. It is one of the few options for oldcels. It also has the benefit of even if you can't be successful enough to get laid, you can at least get some followers which are about as good of friends and you can hope for in this life.

 

[Reprobus]

You have to start a cult to get any pussy. I'm not kidding when I say I have seriously debated attempting it and in fact am still considering it. It is one of the few options for oldcels. It also has the benefit of even if you can't be successful enough to get laid, you can at least get some followers which are about as good of friends and you can hope for in this life.

This I have thought about starting my own cult and somehow attaining poontang.

 

[Fullofhate]

If you want female attention right now you are seriously better off just going out and killing random people. I'm totally serious. As soon as you're done and you're arrested the fan letters will stream in and so will the admiration.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Does Christianity count as a cult? I used to go to Bible study to try to talk to females.

 

[builderseed]

If you want female attention right now you are seriously better off just going out and killing random people. I'm totally serious. As soon as you're done and you're arrested the fan letters will stream in and so will the admiration.

just go ER theory confirmed?

 

[Fullofhate]

just go ER theory confirmed?

I was convinced after I saw even Elliot Rodger had adoring fangirls. Blackpilled the fuck out of me actually but at least incels have a chance if they achieve a good kill count.

 

[manch]

being connected to any social circle will increase your odds then being isolated. but even if there is one male in the entire system who is better looking then you its over

 

[Involuntarily]

>ugly incel going to join sex cult hierarchy to get sex

makes sense