Based Happy Birthday Alek Minassian!

[Subhuman Niceguy]

To hell with all the normgroid chads and stacies that caused you to go ER.

I couldn’t imagine being a Torontocel - you get no pussy, and the Maple Leafs never win anything.

Hell, I might just roll down the window of my car today while I’m driving home from work - and let a foid know what I think of her weight.

Happy Birthday Brocel!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://youtu.be/WZn9QZykx10

 

[Emba]

Hacksaw in cake bro

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQZPgiAme38

 

[LL maxi]

Running thru these hoes like I'm Alek Minassian.

He a real one.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Hacksaw in cake bro

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQZPgiAme38

Why do you keep spamming that bitch?

 

[Emba]

Why do you keep spamming that bitch?

That's a good question...

It's a very legit question too...

Spoiler: My reasons...

It's funny

because it's suifuel.

And "we'll never have that."
(Someone crooning for us)

It's actually a good song.

She's cute, and fake AF, and insane, the kind of girl you want to fuck because of her looks, but if you do, she will do some kind of insane shit to you later when her mood changes.

But mainly because it's depressing.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Happy Birthday Alek! I’m about to enjoy a pizza in your honor, brocel. Nice driving skills.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

That's a good question...

It's a very legit question too...

Spoiler: My reasons...

It's funny

because it's suifuel.

And "we'll never have that."
(Someone crooning for us)

It's actually a good song.

She's cute, and fake AF, and insane, the kind of girl you want to fuck because of her looks, but if you do, she will do some kind of insane shit to you later when her mood changes.

But mainly because it's depressing.

Stop simping, you are better than this

 

[Emba]

Stop simping, you are better than this

Ok

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Stop simping, you are better than this

isn't he 58 years celibate, how does he still have sex/simp drive?? @Emba

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

isn't he 58 years celibate, how does he still have sex/simp drive?? @Emba

Coom accumulated in his brain during all his inceldom life

 

[Emba]

isn't he 58 years celibate, how does he still have sex/simp drive?? @Emba

Lol, kawii is cute.

Coom accumulated in his brain during all his inceldom life

Can't stop vegina staring

 

[kretschmer]

he made the incel label too mainstrem its nots a good thing. it drew the attention of normie retards

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Shit I missed the birthday of St. Alek
Happy birthday to him

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Shit I missed the birthday of St. Alek
Happy birthday to him

Funny enough, the Toronto Maple Leafs won a game the night before his birthday.

 

[Mrugly420]

Free you my brother

 

[NobuNagahirohichi]

I was wondering if there are any Canadiancels who are willing to visit alek in Prison and maybe send him some money? This would piss off normies so much

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I was wondering if there are any Canadiancels who are willing to visit alek in Prison and maybe send him some money? This would piss off normies so much

No, that is a bad idea. The cops will put the visitor on a permanent watch list.

 

[cripplecel]

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU HAPPY BIrrh DAY TO YOU HAPPY birth day dear ALEK happy birth day to you!!!!!