
Broly
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So In stat class we have to do a project about, you know statistics. My partner is some normie white dude and we were just joking around about what kinds of things we should do. We were laughing our asses off cause we said shit like how about we ask the girls at our school how many STDs they have, how many people would react and what sort of reaction would happen if we said nigger(now obviously I didn’t actually say it and said n word with the hard r), what would happen if we went around slapping peoples asses and what reaction would girls and guys have and compare it.
We were just messing around and then we were like alright we gotta be serious. He was like how about we go ask people how many people go to high school parties. I was like nah let’s do something else. He was like why not man, I was like nahh man I wanna do something like else. He then said sure.
NOWS TIME FOR THE BRUTAL MOMENT.
He asked me, “broly do you go to parties” I said nah man he then “asks why not bro?” I then tell him that I’m not very social person and like being alone more, which is partially true. He then says nah bro you can’t being missing out dude. I then tell him nah man I’m good. He then tries to sound sympathetic or whatever and says aw that’s sad man come on dude I then just smile and sigh. He then says well you gotta be going to college parties then dude. I tell him, we’ll see. He asks me what college ima be going to and I tell Him. He’s like nah bro I’ma make sure you go to one, you can’t be missing out. (He’s obviously lying here, he don’t fucking care lol)
This shit is so RETARDED. THIS GUY IS SURPRISED THAT I DONT GO TO PARTIES. Well I’d fucking go if people actually liked me and invited me. I wasn’t fully truthful with him kek.
Imagine how much in disbelief he’d be if I told him I have no friends, never even kissed a girl or had a gf, etc, you know the normal shit people do.
It’s crazy how different how our lives are to the average guy.
We were just messing around and then we were like alright we gotta be serious. He was like how about we go ask people how many people go to high school parties. I was like nah let’s do something else. He was like why not man, I was like nahh man I wanna do something like else. He then said sure.
NOWS TIME FOR THE BRUTAL MOMENT.
He asked me, “broly do you go to parties” I said nah man he then “asks why not bro?” I then tell him that I’m not very social person and like being alone more, which is partially true. He then says nah bro you can’t being missing out dude. I then tell him nah man I’m good. He then tries to sound sympathetic or whatever and says aw that’s sad man come on dude I then just smile and sigh. He then says well you gotta be going to college parties then dude. I tell him, we’ll see. He asks me what college ima be going to and I tell Him. He’s like nah bro I’ma make sure you go to one, you can’t be missing out. (He’s obviously lying here, he don’t fucking care lol)
This shit is so RETARDED. THIS GUY IS SURPRISED THAT I DONT GO TO PARTIES. Well I’d fucking go if people actually liked me and invited me. I wasn’t fully truthful with him kek.
Imagine how much in disbelief he’d be if I told him I have no friends, never even kissed a girl or had a gf, etc, you know the normal shit people do.
It’s crazy how different how our lives are to the average guy.