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Serious Gymmaxxing + MMAmaxxing + LowInhibMaxxing is legit AF

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WARNING! THIS IS FOR SELF-DEFENSE ONLY! NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Every incel should make it his purpose to gymmax his body and go to MMA/BJJ/Boxing at least 3 times a week and visit shooting range at least 2 times a week.

ALWAYS conceal carry if laws allow it.

If not carry whichever weapon laws DO allow.

NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Use it at any first possibility where you could claim "self-defence".

Examples:
  • Some bitch starts shit at you or slaps you [aka HOW CAN SHE SHLAP!?!?]
  • Proceed to slap the shit out of her back
  • Inevitably white knight faggots jump in
  • Just use your gun to shoot their knees so they can't walk ever again for being white knight fags
Basically use extreme violence in any possible occasion where it could be justified as self-defense by your lawyer (memorise his number, you will need it).

You have all to gain and nothing to lose.

Why?

Possibly gain:
  • Satisfaction
  • Disfigured normies, white knights and sluts
  • Normie suffering
  • Justice
  • Dark triad points (roasts would probably find you more attractive after this).
  • If you go to jail you will only become more attractive and hardened via this (women love criminals).
Possible loss:
- you might get hurt, but you are incel, so who cares, your body being in pain is good, because it is a shit body in first place. Shouldn't have been so shit if it didn't want pain in this world.

Important!
This is SELF DEFENSE ONLY.
NEVER start shit on your own and NEVER attack first.
ALWAYS RETALIATE IN A BRUTAL MANNER THOUGH.
 
High IQ plan
 
My next step is to start boxingmaxxing. It would be lifefuel and a good cope. Every man should do it tbh.
 
The biggest irony though is that once you are gymmaxxed and confident/aggressive from MMAmaxxing literally NOBODY will dare to start shit with you. If you are ugly people will just avoid you but you will never get disrespected by women or men. You will be feared and if not manlet will have that small glimmer of cope that some foid can fall for your ogremaxxxed body.

I shouldn't even mention that ROIDS ARE MANDATORY.
if you ain't on gear you ain't tryin
 
that wouldn't work, you would just be jailed for life for being an incel with a gun walking around
 
that wouldn't work, you would just be jailed for life for being an incel with a gun walking around
In USA you can get license for closed carry stupid. I said never break any laws.

You would not be jailed for life, just get a good lawyer and make sure you always are using self-defense.
 
The biggest irony though is that once you are gymmaxxed and confident/aggressive from MMAmaxxing literally NOBODY will dare to start shit with you.

That's good. Exactly what I want.

I can attest to this fact. Better be feared than given shit.
 
This is a really good cope but I’m not sure if can adhere to the strictly self defense rule. I would inevitably blow up and harm the people around me tbh
 
In USA you can get license for closed carry stupid. I said never break any laws.

You would not be jailed for life, just get a good lawyer and make sure you always are using self-defense.
an ugly male with a gun will constantly be getting the cops called on him. this shit you posted will do nothing but completely fuck the rest of your existence in the states. this will inevitably end result in jail time. low iq. I wouldn't even do this if it was my last day in the states. completely stupid. just wagemaxx and get to a 3rd world.
 
:bluepill:
Holes only like gl criminals and badasses.
 
WARNING! THIS IS FOR SELF-DEFENSE ONLY! NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Every incel should make it his purpose to gymmax his body and go to MMA/BJJ/Boxing at least 3 times a week and visit shooting range at least 2 times a week.

ALWAYS conceal carry if laws allow it.

If not carry whichever weapon laws DO allow.

NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Use it at any first possibility where you could claim "self-defence".

Examples:
  • Some bitch starts shit at you or slaps you [aka HOW CAN SHE SHLAP!?!?]
  • Proceed to slap the shit out of her back
  • Inevitably white knight faggots jump in
  • Just use your gun to shoot their knees so they can't walk ever again for being white knight fags
Basically use extreme violence in any possible occasion where it could be justified as self-defense by your lawyer (memorise his number, you will need it).

You have all to gain and nothing to lose.

Why?

Possibly gain:
  • Satisfaction
  • Disfigured normies, white knights and sluts
  • Normie suffering
  • Justice
  • Dark triad points (roasts would probably find you more attractive after this).
  • If you go to jail you will only become more attractive and hardened via this (women love criminals).
Possible loss:
- you might get hurt, but you are incel, so who cares, your body being in pain is good, because it is a shit body in first place. Shouldn't have been so shit if it didn't want pain in this world.

Important!
This is SELF DEFENSE ONLY.
NEVER start shit on your own and NEVER attack first.
ALWAYS RETALIATE IN A BRUTAL MANNER THOUGH.

Seems like a lot of effort when I could just simply avoid normies, why would I even be talking to a bitch to start an interaction where she slaps me. Just seems like a lot of work for something unlikely to happen unless you were seeking it out to begin with.
 
Just unChad the Chad theory is pretty legit.
 
I personaly think muai thai and bjj are the shit to learn
 
Million dollar advice.
 
WARNING! THIS IS FOR SELF-DEFENSE ONLY! NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Every incel should make it his purpose to gymmax his body and go to MMA/BJJ/Boxing at least 3 times a week and visit shooting range at least 2 times a week.

ALWAYS conceal carry if laws allow it.

If not carry whichever weapon laws DO allow.

NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Use it at any first possibility where you could claim "self-defence".

Examples:
  • Some bitch starts shit at you or slaps you [aka HOW CAN SHE SHLAP!?!?]
  • Proceed to slap the shit out of her back
  • Inevitably white knight faggots jump in
  • Just use your gun to shoot their knees so they can't walk ever again for being white knight fags
Basically use extreme violence in any possible occasion where it could be justified as self-defense by your lawyer (memorise his number, you will need it).

You have all to gain and nothing to lose.

Why?

Possibly gain:
  • Satisfaction
  • Disfigured normies, white knights and sluts
  • Normie suffering
  • Justice
  • Dark triad points (roasts would probably find you more attractive after this).
  • If you go to jail you will only become more attractive and hardened via this (women love criminals).
Possible loss:
- you might get hurt, but you are incel, so who cares, your body being in pain is good, because it is a shit body in first place. Shouldn't have been so shit if it didn't want pain in this world.

Important!
This is SELF DEFENSE ONLY.
NEVER start shit on your own and NEVER attack first.
ALWAYS RETALIATE IN A BRUTAL MANNER THOUGH.
Sometimes i really want to start shit with leftist liberals annoying twats or with normies
 
Even in self defense situation cops will side with the better looking person because witnesses will claim you were the aggressor if you are ugly male. Have fun in jail. If you are incel you must wear a bodycam at all times.
 
If I would live in America I would definitely carry on all times.
 
In the UK?

Its illegal to carry anything tbh.
 
This doesn't work for small bone and wristcels.
 
Low inhib high T alpha male behavior tbh
 
Even in self defense situation cops will side with the better looking person because witnesses will claim you were the aggressor if you are ugly male. Have fun in jail. If you are incel you must wear a bodycam at all times.
So wear a bodycam at all times and jail is nothing bad for incel. It will make you more attractive to opposite sex and you have nothing to lose since you are incel.
 
Has nothing to do with attraction, so it's useless
 
WARNING! THIS IS FOR SELF-DEFENSE ONLY! NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Every incel should make it his purpose to gymmax his body and go to MMA/BJJ/Boxing at least 3 times a week and visit shooting range at least 2 times a week.

ALWAYS conceal carry if laws allow it.

If not carry whichever weapon laws DO allow.

NEVER BREAK ANY LAWS!

Use it at any first possibility where you could claim "self-defence".

Examples:
  • Some bitch starts shit at you or slaps you [aka HOW CAN SHE SHLAP!?!?]
  • Proceed to slap the shit out of her back
  • Inevitably white knight faggots jump in
  • Just use your gun to shoot their knees so they can't walk ever again for being white knight fags
Basically use extreme violence in any possible occasion where it could be justified as self-defense by your lawyer (memorise his number, you will need it).

You have all to gain and nothing to lose.

Why?

Possibly gain:
  • Satisfaction
  • Disfigured normies, white knights and sluts
  • Normie suffering
  • Justice
  • Dark triad points (roasts would probably find you more attractive after this).
  • If you go to jail you will only become more attractive and hardened via this (women love criminals).
Possible loss:
- you might get hurt, but you are incel, so who cares, your body being in pain is good, because it is a shit body in first place. Shouldn't have been so shit if it didn't want pain in this world.

Important!
This is SELF DEFENSE ONLY.
NEVER start shit on your own and NEVER attack first.
ALWAYS RETALIATE IN A BRUTAL MANNER THOUGH.
This is legit af, unfortunately I can't get a gun and I'm too high inhib to join any martial art class. But I'm working out at least and a major reason is because one of my worst nightmares is being attacked and not being strong enough to fight back.
 
Sounds like a solid plan.
 
This, seriously we need to defend ourselves, people out there are only waiting for any sort of opportunity to harm us, humiliate us and make our lives even more miserably, we should create a place were we train incels to reach their full potential and even if we don't get laid normies wont dare to make something against us
 

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