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Serious Guys I have a confession to make. It's time for me to come out.

Brainy

Brainy

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I suffer from a condition called temporal dysphoria. I'm actually supposed to be in the year 3024. God made a typo when he assigned my birth year. Instead of 1995 it was supposed to be 2995. Instead of being born incel I was supposed to be incubated as a Kryptonian gigachad.

I wake up and instead of seeing my robot qt3.14 htb irl anime girl giving me a nice sloppy wet blowjob I just see the darkness of a primitive drywall ceiling.

Instead of my harem of sexbots making me the highest quality breakfast and preparing my epsum salt bath at the perfect temperature, I am forced to wageslave at the grocery store.

I go get some goyslop but they still use hazardous vegetable oil and instead of just placing an order with my mind I have to do it manually like a savage. I even *have to drive* to get there. No sexbot with big mechanical milkers chauffeuring me anywhere while I'm in the backseat getting head from my bottom bitchbot.

It's so miserable to exist in this cucked time called the early 21st century. I don't even get to see hologram honeys lactate on each other for my amusement.

I even have to INTERACT WITH REAL FOIDS! Like, tf? This time is so primitive.

I don't get to watch the most powerful AI generated movies starring the most talented AI actors with a script that even the most creative and inspiring human minds could even remotely fathom.

There's no fully immersive porn either.

Jfl at this retarded time.
 
 

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