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Needless to say, it is almost certainly made up. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if one of you lot wrote this. However, the replies are where the real gold lies:
Comment 1
"You should break up with her and stay a virgin forever if you think body count is important. What if she hadn’t kept count? Honestly it’s a bigger red flag you’re a virgin at 25 than that she slept with 17 hot dudes. She deserves better."
Comment 2
"You are still young, so I am going to give you some advice. If you don’t think you will like the answer, don’t ask the question. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. That’s my advice, take it or leave it"
Comment 3
"YTA
Also if you don’t want her, I’ll happily be number 18. Your loss is my gain."
Comment 4
"Will it always bother you that she’s so hot? Will it always make you feel insecure? Will you always think she’s going to cheat on you? Or will you see her across the room and think “I’m a lucky guy”? If it’s the latter, stick with it. If it will always make you miserable, then yes you have to work on believing you deserve her.
Also, FWIW, I had slept with several hotter guys before I met my husband, and he was a virgin when we met. I grew up and valued more important things like how he treated me. And we’ve been married over 20 years and he’s the best lover of any of those boys, by a mile."
Comment 5
"YTA. Everyone has a past, clearly she was in a different place in college than she is now. She told you that she stopped hooking up because she wanted a LTR, and now she’s dating you bc she sees that potential with you, so how could you be offended by that?
Are you sure you’re not just intimidated by her sexual past because you’re a virgin, and, well, she’s… not?
Also FTR, she is right. Women in general have many more sexual partners than men do."
Imagine trying to get into a monogamous faithful relationship with a toilet in 2023....