Experiment Gurumaxxing for curries

[SUH]

If currycels have good verbal skills, could they start a hindu new age cult or club where you can get white stacies to "find themselves"? AFAIK there's curry kama sutra instructors. You could rub pussy in order to "align chakras" and the foids will believe it.

This has advantages:
Gurus are considered wise and masculine, not creepy

Being a framelet guru gives you more spiritual cred

Dark skin gurus have more cred cuz they're "authentic"

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Hmm interesting....

 

[FinnCel]

Karma sutra

 

[Cuyen]

It must be easy to fool white women since they have brain of a ape

 

[Riceman]

100%. Currycels can actually have a higher verbal aptitude.

look how they sold yoga to the white thot. all those yoga masters are banging prime blonde stacies in the hot yoga classes.

women be all stretched out. relaxed and feeling sensual. Pajeet comes around and touches her thigh to help her out.

 

[Michael15651]

Sounds like a good idea. Definitely a club that should be practiced.

 

[wereqryan]

This is already a practice in some places in India.

 

[Mainländer]

@chudur-budur could try that game, he's very wise.

I have considered it but I'm mostly white and my beard isn't even full, ogre.

 

[chudur-budur]

@chudur-budur could try that game, he's very wise.

I have considered it but I'm mostly white and my beard isn't even full, ogre.

Gurumaxxing is a legit game if you can really pull that shit out. But it's very difficult.

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[RollD20]

Gurumaxxing is a legit game if you can really pull that shit out. But it's very difficult.

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Ngl everyone in those photo's seem to have a iQ of a literal ape. The collective iQ probbly like 70 at best.

 

[chudur-budur]

Ngl everyone in those photo's seem to have a iQ of a literal ape. The collective iQ probbly like 70 at best.

Not at all. Some of those naked gurus have extremely high IQ.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnosophists

 

[Vigil]

omg this maxxing thing is going out of control. GURUMAXXING... wtf man.

Gurumaxxing is a legit game if you can really pull that shit out. But it's very difficult.

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You actually believe these women are going to have sex with the guru.........

@chudur-budur could try that game, he's very wise.

I have considered it but I'm mostly white and my beard isn't even full, ogre.

You are white and are considering guru maxing........ Sometimes I can't tell if this is a comedy board or not.

 

[RollD20]

Not at all. Some of those naked gurus have extremely high IQ.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnosophists

Saying a bunch of cryptic things in the 1300's doesn't really denote intellect. But I mean I guess you get to run around naked.

 

[chudur-budur]

Saying a bunch of cryptic things in the 1300's doesn't really denote intellect.

Not really, you can start reading from here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_philosophy

You actually believe these women are going to have sex with the guru.........

Depends on how well you can brainwash other people, it's not impossible.

 

[RollD20]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_philosophy


Depends on how well you can brainwash other people, it's not impossible.

Traditional guru's usually don't run around naked, not sure what that sect is from the photos.

But this is far stretch if you think you can ascend this way.

 

[chudur-budur]

Traditional guru's usually don't run around naked, not sure what that sect is from the photos.

But this is far stretch if you think you can ascend this way.

Yes, there are naked gurus. They are followers of the "Digambara" (sky clad) school of thought in Jainism.

You can start reading from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digambara

But those sadhus in the pictures are Aghoris. Aghoritic philosophy is a special branch of Shaivism school of thought. Aghoris are the cannibalistic philosophers who worship the dark side of the universe. Those white powders you see are cremated ashes from human corpses.

You can start reading from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori

Obviously being one of those is not possible for me.

 

[RollD20]

Yes, there are naked gurus. They are followers of the "Digambara" (sky clad) school of thought in Jainism.

You can start reading from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digambara

But those sadhus in the pictures are Aghoris. Aghoritic philosophy is a special branch of Shaivism school of thought. Aghoris are the cannibalistic philosophers who worship the dark side of the universe. Those white powders you see are cremated ashes from human corpses.

You can start reading from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori

Obviously being one of those is not possible for me.

I remembering watching something about aghoris before on Jewtube.

They seem straight up insane, or this is a very very hard cope.

 

[chudur-budur]

They seem straight up insane, or this is a very very hard cope.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Lmao, thats a good strat ngl

 

[Arya]

Don't have the personality to pull that off.

 

[Owari da]

big cope

if i was a curry i would go the micheal jackson route

 

[Mainländer]

You are white and are considering guru maxing........ Sometimes I can't tell if this is a comedy board or not.

I'm 7,7% African so maybe if I get a suntan and apply some minoxidil on my beard...

 

[Cuyen]

Gurumaxxing is a legit game if you can really pull that shit out. But it's very difficult.

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lmao what kind of a dick is that

 

[iMakeFoidsRope]

2025 - ONLY CHAD can be a guru....

 

[IncelGolem]

You actually believe these women are going to have sex with the guru.........

In the first pic, he's got her smiling happily while he stands with his exposed dick a foot away from his face. He's 1/3 there. Obviously there are several steps after that before actual ramming but there's definitely momentum in the right direction! Can you think of any other situation in the history of human behavior where a girl smiles happily with an exposed dick near her face and a sexual act usually doesn't happen?

lmao what kind of a dick is that

Uncircumcised dick. Common in Europe, but another problem for most curry and rice in America. Girls will have your exact reaction.