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LifeFuel Guide to Whitemaxxing

UBERCEL

UBERCEL

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As per requested by @SuperSaiyanGymcel
I present to you a guide on whitemaxxing, may not work for everyone.

1st step: skin bleaching
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_whitening


2nd step:
use blue eye contacts

3rd step:
Dye hair blonde

4th step:
Cosmetic surgery to get a Nordic phenotype looking face(jaw, implants, canthoplasty, etc..)

5th step:
LL surgery to reach the Nordic 6' height

Before
Coolest funny black guy images general announcing quotthe circlesquot page 6 funny black guy i
Bo1t VoIAAIl2tS

After:
Phil Pazurek 11 401x600
Tumblr o7rah7RLM01rs81xfo1 500
Sylvester Ulv Still Nordic FW15 00
 
You are incredibly dumb if you think those models' ethnic looksmatches do not slay.
 
U can't tell it's a joke thread fuck off
>inceldom discussion
<what is off topic

You and the other gang of racecoping retards have posting things of similar quality with serious intent.
 
>inceldom discussion
<what is off topic

You and the other gang of racecoping retards have posting things of similar quality with serious intent.
Shoo shoo mr. 6 psl
I was born white (pale skin straight hair) but later in life I became brown and hair became textured.
Brutal brown pill, did u eat alot of curry?
 
Why are you guys so obsessed with us Nordics? What you want is tall, DARK and handsome. As in a guy with dark hair and a light tan, not blonde. The only place where being Nordic over other type of white European is in Asia.
 
just fraud being white theory
 
Shoo shoo mr. 6 psl
You're gonna have to do better than that.
Why are you guys so obsessed with us Nordics? What you want is tall, DARK and handsome. As in a guy with dark hair and a light tan, not blonde. The only place where being Nordic over other type of white European is in Asia.
It's coping, its not rational or logical. It's easy to blame the problem on something stupid or easy (race, wrists, etc.) than it is to actually see the problem for what it is (ugly, short, feminized society, etc.) If I was only white I would slay :feelstastyman:
 
Maybe this guy can help you out? JFL :lul::lul::lul:
 
I wish I was born white
 
Why are you guys so obsessed with us Nordics? What you want is tall, DARK and handsome. As in a guy with dark hair and a light tan, not blonde. The only place where being Nordic over other type of white European is in Asia.
Tall and dark, just be Somalian theory.
>Us nordics
200px HappyMerchant
 
JBW theory is as true as gravity. Whites have the easiest lives.
 
JBW theory is as true as gravity. Whites have the easiest lives.
But those Copers will they you it's not true because they don't want to accept they're privileged on the dating scene
 
But those Copers will they you it's not true because they don't want to accept they're privileged on the dating scene
Whites are extremely self-centred. Empathy is not in their playbook.
 
LIFE FUEL!!!!!!:feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah:, time to ASCEND NIGGAS1!!!!
 
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan
 

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