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[GUIDE] How to increase your SMV

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For women:
  • stay/get skinny
  • buy yogapants
  • learn how to use makeup
-> profit

For men:
  • ???
  • nothing. either you have the bones or you don't.
inb4:
"- get rich":
No bro, money doesn't increase your SMV, the foid will always love the money, not you.
"- go gym":
99856

"- get surgery": Ok bro, it's just like $50k, easy.

Tell me how to increase SMV as a male bros, because I don't fucking know how it's possible if you're ugly and small.
 
how tall are you?
 
try being born again br0000
 
Try to stravemaxx
 
women dont even need to have a high normal smv, regardless of their SMV, they will get all of the attention they ever want, from Chads, cucks and all the rest
 
Just genetically enhance yourself and change your bone structure bro
 
just try going through puberty again br00
 
For men:

  1. Take a shower
  2. Go to therapy
  3. Go to the gym
  4. Improve your personality

/soy
 
Suicide. You will go from negative SMV to 0.
 
Kill a bunch of females then get countless love letters from the meme gender in prison.
 
Alternative strategy for men:

  1. Kill yourself
  2. Hope to God you reincarnate as a chad or female
 
You don't need anything if youre female just be exist
 
For men: Get a bodyfat-% so you have sixpack showing and face is very lean, if this is not enough, it's over
 
Foids just apply some make up here and there and show their hole and its easy
 
The ONLY way to ascend as an ugly short man:
  1. Religionmax
  2. Read all sorts of occultist books
  3. Use your knowledge to get into mysticism and learn magic
  4. Use your magic to grow your bones, if that doesn't work ask God for a new chance at life and if all fails attempt to slay him as a final revenge.
 
How to increase my SMV

1. become white
albino curries:

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