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Grabbed a femoid's ass today

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We were all walking out of my high school at the end of the day and the foyer was literally packed shoulder to shoulder, I found myself right behind some Stacy so in a desperate move I grabbed a handful of her right buttock. IT FUCKING FELT AMAZING! (Probably gonna fap to it tonight). I heard her gasp loudly. I got the fuck out of there pretty quickly though so I didn't hear or see much more of her reaction. Hardly anyone knows me so I doubt any one will find out it was me who did it.​

Pretty awesome that I got a slight taste of what Chads do every weekend. It's kinda sad that I had to resort to this, I definitely don't regret doing it though.​
 
This is great and all but I mean sexual assault on any femoid who isn't black out drunk is probably unethical.
 
Good for you. I have never been in a close enough proximity of a femoid to be able to do this. Even if I was I would probably puss out.
 
punydick said:
This is great and all but I mean sexual assault on any femoid who isn't black out drunk is probably unethical.

Troll account confirmed
 
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks, OP.
 
NekoStance said:
Troll account confirmed

Not a good idea to get caught. Grab a drunk girls ass and she has no idea that it happened.
 
This bait thread is unreal, lmao.
 
punydick said:
Not a good idea to get caught. Grab a drunk girls ass and she has no idea that it happened.

Unethical means it is morally wrong. NekoStance probably thought that you thought it is wrong to grab a stacy's ass, not just that it'll get you in trouble.
 
look at this low inhib Chad over here.
 
Kointo said:
Unethical means it is morally wrong. NekoStance probably thought that you thought it is wrong to grab a stacy's ass, not just that it'll get you in trouble.

Okay okay that's fair.
 
BROOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO WAY!!! YOU DID THAT? HOLY FUK TBH
 
punydick said:
Not a good idea to get caught. Grab a drunk girls ass and she has no idea that it happened.

or she just doesn't care. Alcohol is great
 
fukmylyf said:
or she just doesn't care. Alcohol is great

Ain't nothing stupider than a drunk person. Especially femoids. Their IQ probably drops below 70.
 
You should do that in a packed subway tbh
 
She could've put you in jail if she actually noticed you grabbing her ass. Stay safe next time, brother. Only chads might be able to get away with shit like this.
 
@Sergeantincel please ban this brigader
 
A lot of FHOs asses are so grabable :(
 
If you were Chad this would have escalated to sex.
 
marin said:
You should do that in a packed subway tbh

Can confirm. Sometimes train gets so cramped that I'm pushed to a roasties' boobs and asses unintentionally. Would never attempt it myself though.
 
Lmao nice moves OP, keep it up. I remember when I was 10 years old running around high school with my friend grabbing femoids asses and running away then we were like "lololololo"
 
Sadness said:
We were all walking out of my high school at the end of the day and the foyer was literally packed shoulder to shoulder, I found myself right behind some Stacy so in a desperate move I grabbed a handful of her right buttock. IT FUCKING FELT AMAZING! (Probably gonna fap to it tonight). I heard her gasp loudly. I got the fuck out of there pretty quickly though so I didn't hear or see much more of her reaction. Hardly anyone knows me so I doubt any one will find out it was me who did it.​

Pretty awesome that I got a slight taste of what Chads do every weekend. It's kinda sad that I had to resort to this, I definitely don't regret doing it though.​

A young ER in the making right here
 
Weed said:
Lmao nice moves OP, keep it up. I remember when I was 10 years old running around high school with my friend grabbing femoids asses and running away then we were like "lololololo"

10 years old and in high school? What are you Sheldon Cooper?
 
AsiaCel said:
marin said:
You should do that in a packed subway tbh
Can confirm. Sometimes train gets so cramped that I'm pushed to a roasties' boobs and asses unintentionally. Would never attempt it myself though.

Here in Brazil a while ago guys would share the "methods" of gropping and best locations to do that in private facebook groups, it even made the news.
 
marin said:
Here in Brazil a while ago guys would share the "methods" of gropping and best locations to do that in private facebook groups, it even made the news.

Betas taking autism to the next level
 
I feel like cucktears make outrageous posts here and then screenshot it to use for their subreddit. We aren't extreme enough apparently.
 
CopingGymcel said:
I feel like cucktears make outrageous posts here and then screenshot it to use for their subreddit. We aren't extreme enough apparently.

Definitely possible, although I think they could've done better than this

Thinking is the last thing they do though
 
If she wasn't wearing a burkha she probably deserved it. As Islam tell us men cannot canton themselves.
 
Just realized this is a bait thread from cucktears.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/7f79nl/incel_gropes_a_girl_at_school/

"what the fuck" -/u/ex_incel_

Are witch hunts allowed?
 
> High school
* going out *
 
jagged0 said:
Just realized this is a bait thread from cucktears.

Seriously, if I weren't incel then I definitely wouldn't waste my time being a shill, I probably wouldn't even know that they existed.
 
The only time I touched a girl was in 8th grade when my bully pushed me towards my crush and I felt her ass with the back of my hand

Felt good tbh
 
Wow. Nice job bro, i wish i could grab some tit's but it would be insanly hard.
 
Incelibate anarchist said:
Wow. Nice job bro,  i wish i could grab some tit's but it would be insanly hard.

It becomes harder when women are more self aware ( college) . It is extremely easy to not get caught doing this in a setting like highschool. There are numerous events every year that pack you in the same room as others. Of course, this is only in the case that you go to a large highschool.
 
Sadness said:
Weed said:
Lmao nice moves OP, keep it up. I remember when I was 10 years old running around high school with my friend grabbing femoids asses and running away then we were like "lololololo"
10 years old and in high school? What are you Sheldon Cooper?
I meant middle school












olololololololo
 
Weed said:
I meant middle school











olololololololo

Haha you were a slayer in middle school! You shouldn't have stopped!
 
Sadness said:
I heard her gasp loudly. ​

FUCKING LOL 

i wish i had the balls to do something like this
 
How crowded was the area?
 
towncel said:
How crowded was the area?

Jesus Christ. How did you find this ancient thread?
 
Kointo said:
Jesus Christ. How did you find this ancient thread?

Don't remember, how did you find my reply?
 
Watch out, the FBI's gonna find you. Prepare for life in prison, boyo.
 
Kointo said:
Jesus Christ. How did you find this ancient thread?

Don't remember, someone linked to it in a recent thread
 
towncel said:
Don't remember, how did you find my reply?

Because I subscribe to every thread I post in, and you happened to post in this thread.
 
We were slapping girls' assess all the time in primary school. My friend moved his hand onto our top tier stacy teacher's ass in motion like he want to grab her and one of our class bitches snitched kek. But nothing happend he just had a little talk with our main teacher.
 
Lmfao, all the non-OGs don’t know that this was posted on r/Incels a long time ago. OP just stole the story.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Lmfao, all the non-OGs don’t know that this was posted on r/Incels a long time ago. OP just stole the story.

I barely went on r/incels. I only lurked occasionally.
 
Anglo-Saxon said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/7f79nl/incel_gropes_a_girl_at_school/

"what the fuck" -/u/ex_incel_

Are witch hunts allowed?

How low-IQ do you have to be to copypasta <200 words.


Just LOL @ how femoids elevate inconsequential touching to the greatest evil of our time. I remember when I was in year 4 and some girl slapped my arse. Who the fuck cares lol. I don't wake up in cold sweats about it. Grow the fuck up.
 

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