News Goycattle News: DoorDash now letting customers finance their goyslop

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

I can now get fast food delivered to my door and put it on an interest free installment plan. With only moderate fees for missing repayments. Lifefuel for all greasy fingered Amerimutts like myself. This is truly the freest society ever created

 

[Todd Thundercock]

But Doordash is way overpriced and you'll go broke

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

But Doordash is way overpriced and you'll go broke

That’s the whole point. I can now just put it all on credit and pay it later.

I’m just kidding btw. I posted this because this the most Jewish dystopian shit I’ve seen in a few weeks. Financing fast food. In the future there will be an economic crisis because people can’t pay off their debt from goyslop. Instead of houses or student loans.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

You American are lucky that you don't have Glovo.

 

[proudweeb]

tried it once and it was like $40 and the food was cold af

never again

if im truly craving goyslop (which is maybe once a month) ill just drive my ass there

 

[proudweeb]

But Doordash is way overpriced and you'll go broke

That’s the whole point. I can now just put it all on credit and pay it later.

I’m just kidding btw. I posted this because this the most Jewish dystopian shit I’ve seen in a few weeks. Financing fast food. In the future there will be an economic crisis because people can’t pay off their debt from goyslop. Instead of houses or student loans.

Reminds me of this documentary on obese people i watched

this one huge black guy was ordering delivery 3 meals a day and i was like wtf? couldn't understand how he could afford $2000 of slop a month

 

[ilieknothing]

You could do this here for a while, you use the afterpay app

 

[Incel_Doomer]

Very inventive, they keep on coming up with ways to make business models more and more degenerate. DoorDash, JustEat etc. was already extremely degenerate. Now adding microfinancing to the mix. This is spreading across retail. Here for example, you can get 30 days credit on a £45 kettle,

https://www.argos.co.uk/product/7453454?clickSR=slp:term:kettle:5:146:1

or pay with 3 £15 monthly payments.

Interestingly Klarna apparently has a 4.1* average, but if you look on their page

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the last eight reviews are one star. I wonder who could be behind this.