Would this work? How do you think it would play out?
Yes, a government-sanctioned girlfriend would work perfectly change my mind
Going to need some brain-washing tho.
Going to need some brain-washing tho.
It would be no different than a free prostitute. She can't fake attraction to your shit genetics. Most incels aren't after sex, but some kind of relationship. Unless she was forced to be monogamous with you, it wouldn't work.
Women make up 50% of voters and evry single one of them would rather die than date an incel, this discussion is completely pointless.
Also this
Isn't this just legalized prostitution?
Who's to stop someone being the girlfriend of multiple guys at once?
Who's to stop someone being the girlfriend of multiple guys at once?
I want government subsidized facial surgery, not government issued used up roast beef. I hate foids, they are all hivemind NPCs who are only attracted to chad. Getting my dick wet every day and having a bitch do my housework and hang out with me isn't going to make me not want to kill myself. I'd still be an incel-tier subhuman specimen even if I fucked a 5+/10 foid every night.
If the government forced me to have a gf, I would rape her once or twice just to know what pussy feels like and then I'd see how much I could sell her for. Chances are that she'd only be worth a quarter of the money that I need so I'd have to pimp her out as a cam whore and force her to be an escort. Obviously I wouldn't be fucking her at that point, nor would I even keep her in the house, her habitat would be a shed in the backyard so I don't have to smell the cumstench whores tend to have. I'd keep 100% of the money she makes whoring, and once I had enough money to surgerymaxx, I'd sign the government papers to release her and send her back into the wild where she belongs.
If the government forced me to have a gf, I would rape her once or twice just to know what pussy feels like and then I'd see how much I could sell her for. Chances are that she'd only be worth a quarter of the money that I need so I'd have to pimp her out as a cam whore and force her to be an escort. Obviously I wouldn't be fucking her at that point, nor would I even keep her in the house, her habitat would be a shed in the backyard so I don't have to smell the cumstench whores tend to have. I'd keep 100% of the money she makes whoring, and once I had enough money to surgerymaxx, I'd sign the government papers to release her and send her back into the wild where she belongs.
This always seemed like a joke to me. Until recently it occurred to me you were all ded srs.
I am holding my breath!
No, they would despise incels even more because they are forced to be in their presence.
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It would make the world a better place because it should be something we all should need
Not at all.
They have to lose some rights for equality
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Government is at (((their))) mercy. They are just puppets
I could see pro-welfare governments in the future providing free "funding" to use for escortcelling as a way to ensure psychiatric healthcare for lonely men with disabilities and even facial disability (aka ugly) who can't have sex and a stable mental state.
I used to think it would be an option, but what if you end up getting attached to her, and she is only supposed to be your "girlfriend" for a year or two?
That'd be a horrible thing tbh, and idk how that would help someone
You can't possibly expect it that someone is going to be your girlfriend for the rest of her life, without getting anything out of it. Yes, it's a foid, but in the end you need to think about it logically. They won't do this unless they get A LOT of fucking money out of it.
It would probably be a flawed system
That'd be a horrible thing tbh, and idk how that would help someone
You can't possibly expect it that someone is going to be your girlfriend for the rest of her life, without getting anything out of it. Yes, it's a foid, but in the end you need to think about it logically. They won't do this unless they get A LOT of fucking money out of it.
It would probably be a flawed system
I support the idea of a government issued girlfriend.
It would be like applying for welfare. If your inceldom is approved, you get a looksmatch std-free woman on the pill sent to your house once or twice a week to hang out, do couple stuff and have unprotected sex with you. These women have about 10 other incels as clients and you can build a connection with her because you meet her often.
If you are dissatisfied with your girlfriend, you can apply for a new one.
These women could be either former prostitutes, criminals on probation or they simply get drafted like for the military (only non-married sluts).
It would be like applying for welfare. If your inceldom is approved, you get a looksmatch std-free woman on the pill sent to your house once or twice a week to hang out, do couple stuff and have unprotected sex with you. These women have about 10 other incels as clients and you can build a connection with her because you meet her often.
If you are dissatisfied with your girlfriend, you can apply for a new one.
These women could be either former prostitutes, criminals on probation or they simply get drafted like for the military (only non-married sluts).
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That's only fair, society doing it's part
I think you have to join the military for that.
Even then, lots of militarycels still have trouble finding girlfriends.
Yeah,what makes you think that they wouldn't give us landwhales,single moms,literally deformed and drug addicts to each of us? In fact we would be making them a favour by pairing us with the utter scum of women that noone sane would ever want.
Yikes, i dont want that. 
Ideal gf or
Ideal gf or
Only if pretty. Fuck govermnemt, if government, if gives me ugly femorloid
Cope tbh your depression would be gone instantly unless your only life goal consists of looking like chad
If I only wanted a fuck object, yes it would work, but I want women to be attracted to me. It will never happen, so it's over. There is no solution.
I do feel like, though, that if you conditioned them under the right environment, they might consider you the pinnacle of attractiveness. Who knows, honestly.
I do feel like, though, that if you conditioned them under the right environment, they might consider you the pinnacle of attractiveness. Who knows, honestly.
the coolest and funniest thing i have ever heard lmao, cool on one hand you get a girlfriend on the other hand standing in line at welfare dept behind all the others who want one would be the wierdest line up ever i suppose we would meet a lot of fellow incels then that would be cool.
they would call it the girlfriend benefits program slogan being we can unfuck your situation proudly supported by your local gov dept
they would call it the girlfriend benefits program slogan being we can unfuck your situation proudly supported by your local gov dept
I'm facially disfigured and actually look like I have downs syndrome due to a childhood injury. My only life goal is to look normal, I swear to God that I would chop my dick off for the money to fix my face and look normal. I hate foids, sex wouldn't help me at all.
Can I ask what exactly happened and what parts of your face are disfigured
I was punched in the eye by a bully in middle school and now my left eye is 3mm deeper in the socket than my right, it's called enopthalmos and it makes you look like you have downs. Since the eyeball is pushed back, that means the eyelids that are used to the eyeball being where it's supposed to be become droopy because the 3mm extra space. It looks fucking terrible and I don't leave my house without an eyepatch. Insurance won't cover the correction, they'll cover a dick chopping operation though.
Bullies should be fucking dead tbh, and I thought I was angry at mine, fuck
The suicide rate amongst foids would spike if they were forced to date incels. They would rather fuck dogs than be associated with undesirable men.
I want goverment issued euthanasia (voluntary?).
Government issued 16yo virgin girlfriend, free cosmetic surgery, 19th amendment getting reappealed along with implementation of Sharia law and Soy being outlawed worldwide would be my ultimate Utopia
I deserve my perma punched face because my "personality" is bad. Being ugly is my fault, getting bullied is y fault. I chose my laughable clown genetics. Bullies just show their respect towards women by disrespecting the men who will disrespect women later in life for merely existing as an ugly men. Facially symmetrical people, tall white chads, and women are absolutely right... incels are ugly because of our personalities. The size of our skeletons, size and shape of our facial bones, race, hair, dicksize, shoulder width, t levels, and injuries are all determined by the way we treat women in life and nothing else can effect those things in any way. Bullies are proud supporters of feminism because they help punish the men who will oppose feminism.Bullies should be fucking dead tbh, and I thought I was angry at mine, fuck
This could work. Statistically 55% of women are fuckable. Add alcohol and drugs into the mix and 80% are fuckable (historically, 8 out of 10 women successfully reproduced, but only 4 out of 10 men during peak patriarchy.) There was never a need to create Viagra until the Great Fattening happened thanks to multinationals like Nestle.
A government issued girlfriend would be just as stonefaced and uncaring just like your typical betabuxxed wife is today, at least you don't have to pretend to her parents that she's your better half and other bullshit. It would be no different from an arranged marriage, except that you're not stuck for life, so it'll be better.
A government issued girlfriend would be just as stonefaced and uncaring just like your typical betabuxxed wife is today, at least you don't have to pretend to her parents that she's your better half and other bullshit. It would be no different from an arranged marriage, except that you're not stuck for life, so it'll be better.
Oh man just googled enopthalmos I am very sorry for that, didn't you think of revenge like beating that bully up now
I put him in the hospital for the fight, but it sucks that the injuries I gave him weren't permanent but the injury he gave me was. Maybe I'll severely disfigure his kids and kill his wife before I kill myself. I'm not wrong for thinking like this. Reconstructive surgery for enopthalmos is not covered by insurance in America. When he misses his wife and kids, he can complain to the insurance companies.
This is how I would get it to work. All foids get rounded up and placed in work camps. These camps have shit conditions to wear them down and make them subservient and accepting of the new order. Policy changes are implemented, removing all foids rights (vote, education, drive, use phone/computer/camera), sharia law is established and foid citizenship is abolished - they now have the same legal status as animals.
To get your government issued gf, you apply through the office of government gfs. they issue one, and she is yours to do as you please. The only thing you are required to do is to feed, cloth, shelter and provide medical care to that bitch. It is in your interest to keep her in a decent state of life, cos if she dies from anything caused by your mistreatment, u don't get another one.
If a gov gf rebells and attacks you, simply hand her over to the THOT patrol, who'll beat her into submission once again.
You get your gf pregnant, get her to pop a few kids. she has no say or role in raising these kids.
If your gf grows fat, and ugly, you can hand her over to the THOT patrol to be executed you then have the option to buy another one from the office of gfs..
inceldom is solved. whores learn their true place in the world.
To get your government issued gf, you apply through the office of government gfs. they issue one, and she is yours to do as you please. The only thing you are required to do is to feed, cloth, shelter and provide medical care to that bitch. It is in your interest to keep her in a decent state of life, cos if she dies from anything caused by your mistreatment, u don't get another one.
If a gov gf rebells and attacks you, simply hand her over to the THOT patrol, who'll beat her into submission once again.
You get your gf pregnant, get her to pop a few kids. she has no say or role in raising these kids.
If your gf grows fat, and ugly, you can hand her over to the THOT patrol to be executed you then have the option to buy another one from the office of gfs..
inceldom is solved. whores learn their true place in the world.
no man dont put his kids or wife into this, maybe beat him up again what an asshole, he doesnt even know how he impacted your life
Having morals in Looks World is beta and omega tier. Chad and stacy have no morals, nothing is good or evil to alphas, it's just whether it benefits you, detriments you , or doesn't even matter. In Incelistani culture, fucking someone's face up is the ultimate sin a human can commit against another human.
I can’t soyciety Hates sub8 males. No matter how much virtue signaling they do, foids rights and “progressive politicians” are all about foids being able to fuck chad.
It's cope, foids will literally break the law to cheat on you with Chad.
This would be a beyond bad idea
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