Yesterday was absolutely insane. I normally am not this low inhibit, but I was like four or five beers deep. and I just was not having it. I was at the bar with a friend, and my friend brought over his Normie friend. Somehow the conversation of Drake came up and his involvement with minors. The friend called Drake a “pedophile“and that’s when our fight began:
Me: “How old were the girls he was with”
Retard: “Idk but they were underage, probably like 16 or 17”
Me: “How is that a pedophile? That’s not even illegal in Canada and Drake’s mansion is in Canada.”
Retard: “It’s still fucked that’s still underage.”
Me: “Not in Canada, and even many U.S States and most of the world that’s fine”
Retard: “lol that’s still pedophile even if it’s legal
Me: “No it’s not that’s Hebephilia. Pedophilia is attraction to girls before puberty. Hebephilia is attraction to girls that are in their post development years.
Retard: “What the fuck are you saying, you’re fucking retarded”
Me: “How the fuck am I retarded? You’re the retard that doesnt even know the difference between Pedophila and Hebephilia”
Retard: “Are you a fucking a pedophile or something?”
Me: “We’re not even talking about pedophilia here moron we’re talking about Hebephilia”
Retard: “You are so fucked”
Me: “You’re so fucked for branding every member of the MAP community a pedophile when the vast majority of them are Hebephilies which is far far more normal than a pedophile and which most men would classify as”
Retard: “Holy shit this guy is fucked dude you’re so fucked what a creep how do you know this guy?”
Me: “I bet you’re a fucking MAP you retard. If I showed you a 17 year old that looked over 18 that had all the proper features you’d 100% be attracted to her and you’re fucking lying if you pretend like the fact that just because she didn’t hit some arbitrary age of 17 years and 365 days that you have to pretend she’s not of any interest to you”
Retard: “Honestly I don’t feel comfortable around you, get the fuck away from us”
Me: “And I don’t feel comfortable around a Fucking jackass like you. Not that it matters because you’re too fucking stupid to be around you’re hurting my brain”
Retard: “No fuck off you’re liter…”
Me: “No fuck you you fucking jackass FUCK your moral grandstanding and FUCK your cucked mindset it’s feminine as fuck”
At this point the waitress came and told us to leave. The retard argued that I was a pedophile and I basically yelled “we’re not even talking about pedophilia you FUCKING MORON were talking about Hebephilia!!!”
The waitress then just asked me to leave. It’s very clear to everyone who witnessed it that I won the debate. The retard has no arguments he just Ad Hom the entire time. The waitress obviously had to kick me out but I won the confrontation and I’m not banned from the bar permanently so I can always go back. 100% worth it.
Me: “How old were the girls he was with”
Retard: “Idk but they were underage, probably like 16 or 17”
Me: “How is that a pedophile? That’s not even illegal in Canada and Drake’s mansion is in Canada.”
Retard: “It’s still fucked that’s still underage.”
Me: “Not in Canada, and even many U.S States and most of the world that’s fine”
Retard: “lol that’s still pedophile even if it’s legal
Me: “No it’s not that’s Hebephilia. Pedophilia is attraction to girls before puberty. Hebephilia is attraction to girls that are in their post development years.
Retard: “What the fuck are you saying, you’re fucking retarded”
Me: “How the fuck am I retarded? You’re the retard that doesnt even know the difference between Pedophila and Hebephilia”
Retard: “Are you a fucking a pedophile or something?”
Me: “We’re not even talking about pedophilia here moron we’re talking about Hebephilia”
Retard: “You are so fucked”
Me: “You’re so fucked for branding every member of the MAP community a pedophile when the vast majority of them are Hebephilies which is far far more normal than a pedophile and which most men would classify as”
Retard: “Holy shit this guy is fucked dude you’re so fucked what a creep how do you know this guy?”
Me: “I bet you’re a fucking MAP you retard. If I showed you a 17 year old that looked over 18 that had all the proper features you’d 100% be attracted to her and you’re fucking lying if you pretend like the fact that just because she didn’t hit some arbitrary age of 17 years and 365 days that you have to pretend she’s not of any interest to you”
Retard: “Honestly I don’t feel comfortable around you, get the fuck away from us”
Me: “And I don’t feel comfortable around a Fucking jackass like you. Not that it matters because you’re too fucking stupid to be around you’re hurting my brain”
Retard: “No fuck off you’re liter…”
Me: “No fuck you you fucking jackass FUCK your moral grandstanding and FUCK your cucked mindset it’s feminine as fuck”
At this point the waitress came and told us to leave. The retard argued that I was a pedophile and I basically yelled “we’re not even talking about pedophilia you FUCKING MORON were talking about Hebephilia!!!”
The waitress then just asked me to leave. It’s very clear to everyone who witnessed it that I won the debate. The retard has no arguments he just Ad Hom the entire time. The waitress obviously had to kick me out but I won the confrontation and I’m not banned from the bar permanently so I can always go back. 100% worth it.
