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Story Got gigamogged by Albanian merchant at the Skopje old bazaar 1 month ago & still haven't recovered [Long, weird & autistic thread, plz don't read it]

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Side note & no homo but I've traveled to many countries and Albanian men in North Macedonia are hands down the most slayer-y looking srs, the phenotypes are just so handsome and exotic-looking but still fall under the umbrella of white. I get gigamogged on a daily basis no matter the country but it's of another caliber when it comes to these men, the only thing I was able to cope with is that it is a more traditional society, meaning they are almost never (unless married) seen walking alongside women in public, men stick with the companionship of other men, and women with other women. You have to see it to believe it.

Anyway, after walking through several back-alleys and shady paths, my cousin and I found ourselves deep inside the belly of the mazelike old bazaar, in what was a neither-indoor-nor-outdoor section roofed by a large canopy, there were pocket knives for sale that my cousin started browsing, and not even a second elapsed before the merchant, who was a high-DHT-but-still-norwoodless, sandy blonde, bronze-skinned, broad-and-tall-faced, piercing-eyed (light blue and hunter-shaped, including downwards-pointing elongated medial canthus), saw that we were interested in buying something and without a word took out one of the knives on display and so nonchalantly pressed the switch that flicked it right open in front of us, too close for comfort. That's what chads do btw, they point and click. It's called the point-and-click chad, look it up later. Whereas incels like me type tl;dr paragraphs that no one will ever read or care about, all chads do is point and click. And they get what they want. Just fucking lmfao. Anyway, this guy could have easily killed us btw. I don't speak Albanian but I know a few words of that fake language which was invented in 1946 and is today called Macedonian so I asked him in that language how much it costs and he told us 400 Macedonian Denar, and out of fear my cuck-of-a-cousin didn't want to bargain with him so he accepted the fixed price. After we paid, he pulled out a taser (wtf?) and aimed it right next to my feet and pulled the trigger, with a sly smile on his face. Wanted to see if we'd buy that from him too. But the way with which he conducted himself, so smoothly, and coolly, combined with his looks, dude came straight out of a fucking '50s Hollywood movie, the peak era for alpha males.

His vibe bro, I just couldn't. I just fucking couldn't, and I can't.

It was never in the books for me. Can't even finish this thread. :feels:
 
:feels: sorry you had to experience that
 
Brutal, you should've went ER on the spot. There's no coming back from that, literally just rope or LDAR for the rest of your shit life at this point boyo
 
Being mogged should be illegal ngl
 
as someone who lives in those areas i can tell you one thing. Don't believe what you see macedonian women are among the most whorish women that exist, there are some women the nerdy ones who havent had a train run on them. But they are very rare. Most of the women here start fucking by age 13
 
Yeah, I've encountered Serbian gigachads so not surprising other Balkan areas produce them. The only cope is that their Chads seem to mostly low IQ, and high IQ Balkans people are incel. They don't seem to produce many Dolph Lundgren type smart Chads.
 
Yeah, I've encountered Serbian gigachads so not surprising other Balkan areas produce them. The only cope is that their Chads seem to mostly low IQ, and high IQ Balkans people are incel. They don't seem to produce many Dolph Lundgren type smart Chads.
Well they do reproduce but usually after they become Doctors/Engineers/Professors. And they make some good money. And the types of women they reproduce is a well less hypergamous one that hasn't had too much boyfriends. Moneymaxxing works in the balkan areas for the very simple reason that a lot of people live in poverty here.
 
Brutal. In my class there is a legit chad powerlifter (natural) with a really deep voice, NW0, blue eyes, like 6'4 big frame etc. He's more quiet than me but still everyone tries to get him to talk/go to the pub etc. It's a brutal mogging I have to experience on a daily basis
 
as someone who lives in those areas i can tell you one thing. Don't believe what you see macedonian women are among the most whorish women that exist, there are some women the nerdy ones who havent had a train run on them. But they are very rare. Most of the women here start fucking by age 13
Bro are you really from Macedonia
Beautiful and wacky country, I would love to visit again. I have relatives from the real Macedonia (Aegean) and southern Greece, and I already know how whorish these women can be despite outward appearances, but I refuse to believe that they are worse than western women
Maybe I just want to cope, idk. I need to look more into this
 
I know a couple of Macedonian Albanians. They are slayers despite being manlets and are IMO the only traditional and patriarchal society in Europe (although they are usually low IQ).
 
Declare Jihad on them
 
Yeah, I've encountered Serbian gigachads so not surprising other Balkan areas produce them. The only cope is that their Chads seem to mostly low IQ, and high IQ Balkans people are incel. They don't seem to produce many Dolph Lundgren type smart Chads.
I am a balkancel (167 cm tall) with a bad frame. My life is pure hell, most men here are over 180 cm. I constantly get mogged.
 
As an Albanian I can confirm that we have an insane amount of slayers. This is what the average Albanian guys look like:
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Sadly I never inherited tall Gene's or high testosterone levels. So I look like a fat faced child
 
I know a couple of Macedonian Albanians. They are slayers despite being manlets and are IMO the only traditional and patriarchal society in Europe (although they are usually low IQ).

Lmao legit observations. I'm not even that tall and didn't get heightmogged once at the bazaar, not sure what statistics say but I saw it firsthand. They aren't tall generally.

'LEAST I got that goin' for me boyos.
 
As an Albanian I can confirm that we have an insane amount of slayers. This is what the average Albanian guys look like:
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Sadly I never inherited tall Gene's or high testosterone levels. So I look like a fat faced child
I know an albo kebab guy. He is ugly as hell but got married young with his looksmatch and has many children. Both seem happier than most Slovene couples. What I am trying to say is that Albanians, despite having a large number of slayers, can still ascend.
 
I am a balkancel (167 cm tall) with a bad frame. My life is pure hell, most men here are over 180 cm. I constantly get mogged.


I was watching a Chaturbate cam show (I know I know, go on nofap...) from some young Serbians where a twink guy and his girlfriend invited a broad shouldered, big dick Chad to join them and you could literally see the girl's brain descend into whoredom:
Mfffail
 
I know an albo kebab guy. He is ugly as hell but got married young with his looksmatch and has many children. Both seem happier than most Slovene couples. What I am trying to say is that Albanians, despite having a large number of slayers, can still ascend.
Yeah cuz arranged marriage is still highly practiced among Albanians with like 95% or marriages being a result of it. It's a legit genius system and western whites are retarded for not practicing it.
All an Albanian guy has to to is studycel or get a good job and he can get a high tier virgin wife.
 
No one should experience such emasculation. I would rope immidately after that.
 
Yeah cuz arranged marriage is still highly practiced among Albanians with like 95% or marriages being a result of it. It's a legit genius system and western whites are retarded for not practicing it.
All an Albanian guy has to to is studycel or get a good job and he can get a high tier virgin wife.
The dude SELLS KEBAB and gets to have a family and meaning in life, meanwhile, I have to study not because I hope to ascend but because it gets my mind off of the fact how lonely I am.
I was watching a Chaturbate cam show (I know I know, go on nofap...) from some young Serbians where a twink guy and his girlfriend invited a broad shouldered, big dick Chad to join them and you could literally see the girl's brain descend into whoredom:
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Sometimes I forget how degenerate people are...:feelsrope:
 
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