Sleigher
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Side note & no homo but I've traveled to many countries and Albanian men in North Macedonia are hands down the most slayer-y looking srs, the phenotypes are just so handsome and exotic-looking but still fall under the umbrella of white. I get gigamogged on a daily basis no matter the country but it's of another caliber when it comes to these men, the only thing I was able to cope with is that it is a more traditional society, meaning they are almost never (unless married) seen walking alongside women in public, men stick with the companionship of other men, and women with other women. You have to see it to believe it.
Anyway, after walking through several back-alleys and shady paths, my cousin and I found ourselves deep inside the belly of the mazelike old bazaar, in what was a neither-indoor-nor-outdoor section roofed by a large canopy, there were pocket knives for sale that my cousin started browsing, and not even a second elapsed before the merchant, who was a high-DHT-but-still-norwoodless, sandy blonde, bronze-skinned, broad-and-tall-faced, piercing-eyed (light blue and hunter-shaped, including downwards-pointing elongated medial canthus), saw that we were interested in buying something and without a word took out one of the knives on display and so nonchalantly pressed the switch that flicked it right open in front of us, too close for comfort. That's what chads do btw, they point and click. It's called the point-and-click chad, look it up later. Whereas incels like me type tl;dr paragraphs that no one will ever read or care about, all chads do is point and click. And they get what they want. Just fucking lmfao. Anyway, this guy could have easily killed us btw. I don't speak Albanian but I know a few words of that fake language which was invented in 1946 and is today called Macedonian so I asked him in that language how much it costs and he told us 400 Macedonian Denar, and out of fear my cuck-of-a-cousin didn't want to bargain with him so he accepted the fixed price. After we paid, he pulled out a taser (wtf?) and aimed it right next to my feet and pulled the trigger, with a sly smile on his face. Wanted to see if we'd buy that from him too. But the way with which he conducted himself, so smoothly, and coolly, combined with his looks, dude came straight out of a fucking '50s Hollywood movie, the peak era for alpha males.
His vibe bro, I just couldn't. I just fucking couldn't, and I can't.
It was never in the books for me. Can't even finish this thread.
Anyway, after walking through several back-alleys and shady paths, my cousin and I found ourselves deep inside the belly of the mazelike old bazaar, in what was a neither-indoor-nor-outdoor section roofed by a large canopy, there were pocket knives for sale that my cousin started browsing, and not even a second elapsed before the merchant, who was a high-DHT-but-still-norwoodless, sandy blonde, bronze-skinned, broad-and-tall-faced, piercing-eyed (light blue and hunter-shaped, including downwards-pointing elongated medial canthus), saw that we were interested in buying something and without a word took out one of the knives on display and so nonchalantly pressed the switch that flicked it right open in front of us, too close for comfort. That's what chads do btw, they point and click. It's called the point-and-click chad, look it up later. Whereas incels like me type tl;dr paragraphs that no one will ever read or care about, all chads do is point and click. And they get what they want. Just fucking lmfao. Anyway, this guy could have easily killed us btw. I don't speak Albanian but I know a few words of that fake language which was invented in 1946 and is today called Macedonian so I asked him in that language how much it costs and he told us 400 Macedonian Denar, and out of fear my cuck-of-a-cousin didn't want to bargain with him so he accepted the fixed price. After we paid, he pulled out a taser (wtf?) and aimed it right next to my feet and pulled the trigger, with a sly smile on his face. Wanted to see if we'd buy that from him too. But the way with which he conducted himself, so smoothly, and coolly, combined with his looks, dude came straight out of a fucking '50s Hollywood movie, the peak era for alpha males.
His vibe bro, I just couldn't. I just fucking couldn't, and I can't.
It was never in the books for me. Can't even finish this thread.