Got Dildo in mail

[meatball]

I live on a (flowername) Court, and got a short red dildo wrongly not sent to same flowername STREET.

The dildo is gigantic wide. At least 4 inches.

I opened the box, and then figured out it was for a foid

I guess best idea is throw it out.

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

 

[Animecel2D]

Blackmail her into sucking your own dildo

 

[Deleted member 3497]

Don’t shower for a week, take a run, shove it up your sweaty disgusting asshole then give her it

 

[meatball]

Better not post pic, stay anonymous, but I looked up the manufacturer.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I live on a (flowername) Court, and got a short red dildo wrongly not sent to same flowername STREET.

The dildo is gigantic wide. At least 4 inches.

I opened the box, and then figured out it was for a Stacey, and she works at a salon, and looked up the website. Cute 20 year old red head.

What should I do with it? Call the salon and say her dildo is on my kitchen table????

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

Destroy it

 

[Deleted member 32431]

mail her a bomb instead

 

[Deleted member 34160]

Rope if you dont have a salami as a penis

 

[Deleted member 26358]

Better not post pic, stay anonymous, but I looked up the manufacturer.View attachment 452857

Holy shit

 

[meatball]

Trash

 

[Deleted member 32431]

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

the elasticity of the roastie would surprise you . i bet the length of the roastie's flaps would beat the mileage of my dad's car

 

[your personality]

I live on a (flowername) Court, and got a short red dildo wrongly not sent to same flowername STREET.

The dildo is gigantic wide. At least 4 inches.

I opened the box, and then figured out it was for a Stacey, and she works at a salon, and looked up the website. Cute 20 year old red head.

What should I do with it? Call the salon and say her dildo is on my kitchen table????

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

Life is truly trolling you.

Just put the package as far away from where you live as possible. Leave it on the sidewalk or something. You don't owe anyone anything and vice versa remember @yikerinos @FinnCel

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Better not post pic, stay anonymous, but I looked up the manufacturer.View attachment 452857

Look at amazon and see the giant dildos and sex toys women get. It’s amazing how huge they are. Then compare it to your tiny dick, and you know it’s over.
-St. Hamudi

 

[Deleted member 32544]

And then they say giving birth is painful. While this monsters shove fucking babie head-size dildos down their roasties for whatever reason.

 

[your personality]

Just pitched it in dumpster.

The us mail can replace it if insured

Might look suspicious. Or maybe not.
@CrackingYs

 

[foosballcel]

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

how many vaginas did you try?

 

[Ecstasy]

Better not post pic, stay anonymousView attachment 452857

Hwo holds you back from posting a dildo with a timestamp?

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

@Broly ordered it

 

[Deleted member 31869]

Life is truly trolling you.

Just put the package as far away from where you live as possible. Leave it on the sidewalk or something. You don't owe anyone anything and vice versa remember @yikerinos @FinnCel

based

 

[incelerated]

 

[Linesnap99]

write her name on the dil and sent it without cover to her workplace.

 

[osman27]

May Allah grant him Jannah al-Firdaus

did he actually died?

 

[CrackingYs]

Might look suspicious. Or maybe not.
@CrackingYs

Put a sticky note on it that says "Slightly used. RETURN TO SENDER"

 

[your personality]

Put a sticky note on it that says "Slightly used. RETURN TO SENDER"

Throwing away a package is sometimes seen as suspicious tbh
Depending where you live cops might literally dig through local trash trying to solve cold cases in their spare time.

The sticky note thing doesn't sound like a good idea ngl

 

[I want to believe]

It must be a joke cuz it couldn't fit into any vagina, seems impossible.

I don't think so.
The dickpill is the most brutal pill ever.

 

[Deleted member 29230]

dickpill is real

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

May Allah grant him Jannah al-Firdaus

 

[meatball]

Throwing away a package is sometimes seen as suspicious tbh
Depending where you live cops might literally dig through local trash trying to solve cold cases in their spare time.

The sticky note thing doesn't sound like a good idea ngl

It seems like the best idea to throw out

I mean, after accidentally opened nobody would want it

 

[your personality]

It seems like the best idea to throw out

If not for how it is suspicious to throw away packages maybe.

I mean, after accidentally opened nobody would want it

You are expected not to open packages that don't belong to you though. There's very few people that accidentally open shipment packages not belonging to them.

 

[proudweeb]

its from me bro, its what i do when i doxx people




























(just kidding)