It's Over got caught stealing from the dollar store

[Indari]

I lifted some snacks as usual and went up to pay for one of them which I carried in my hands. The lady asked "what's that candy in your pocket?" and smiled like she caught me and I told her straight faced and mildly "it's mine" and walked out after taking my receipt and she was still looking at me like that when I was walking away. After that I proceeded to have sex fantasies about her because she is not bad looking and older so she is prob more desperate but she prob still bang young chads off tinder it's over. sucks i can't go back there now it was convenient

 

[Deleted member 1617]

loll use a zip up pocket next time

 

[Deleted member 60]

was getting caught part of the plan?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

its the prison for you boyo

 

[Templarcel421]

Low inhib

 

[Volcel420]

i would never risk doing petty theft for a criminal record

 

[Indari]

i would never risk doing petty theft for a criminal record

yeah not going to lift anymore will get caught if I keep it up

 

[Deleted member 6329]

She let you get away with stealing a candy bar? Either she's retarded or wants the d low-key

 

[Indari]

She let you get away with stealing a candy bar? Either she's retarded or wants the d low-key

that's what im saying?!?! do you think i should go back there holding frame and approach her?

 

[Zesto]

The coolest thing is being a straight Christian male as in this current society it's the most rebellious position a man can take.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

that's what im saying?!?! do you think i should go back there holding frame and approach her?

wouldn't go back too soon, but yeah

 

[Profligate]

Based.

 

[Indari]

Based.

lol i saw your name and was sure you were going to call me degenerate

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Why the fuck would you steal some snacks lmao
poorcel?

 

[Indari]

Why the fuck would you steal some snacks lmao
poorcel?

i mean i could buy them but why buy them when i can steal them for free. i need it more than whatever fat rich jew

 

[blackcel]

I am too beta to steal anything

 

[TheRealChincel]

Thiefcel.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

damn i admire your low inhib'ness

 

[Deleted member 11159]

i mean i could buy them but why buy them when i can steal them for free. i need then more than whatever fat rich jew

Jealous of that low inhib tbqh

 

[Indari]

I am too beta to steal anything

is marinecel. can machine gun down hundreds of zerglings but too beta to steal a pack of gum

 

[Anger]

was getting caught part of the plan?

Of course

 

[dsar9012]

I've stolen some candy from Aldi occasionally but never much, if I got caught I would be fucked over for being a white male, ethnicels are lucky, they can steal as much as they want and I doubt the liberal police will give a fuck.

 

[blackcel]

is marinecel. can machine gun down hundreds of zerglings but too beta to steal a pack of gum

You don't have to socially interact with the people you shoot.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

that's what im saying?!?! do you think i should go back there holding frame and approach her?

Obviously you should, I hope you get lucky boyo.

 

[Ritalincel]

She let you get away with stealing a candy bar? Either she's retarded or wants the d low-key

that's what im saying?!?! do you think i should go back there holding frame and approach her?

Volcel if you wouldn't

 

[SadRealistcel]

nothing new just another example of why chicks dig criminals if you aren't crimalmaxxing wtf are you doing?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Dont go there again. But yeah. You're retarded for stealing from a dollar store

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

low inhib af

 

[Indari]

Dont go there again. But yeah. You're retarded for stealing from a dollar store

i wanted some sweets nigger. served me well when I got high later on ayy

 

[lastchancel]

degenerate.

 

[Indari]

People always want to steal from the stores that sell stuff for the cheapest. Wal-Mart has a massive shoplifting problem, although they catch shoplifters every day and ban them from the place.

this place has barely any camera coverage and literally one staff at times so it's easy af but I got careless. i don't make shit it's not cheap to me

 

[RichCel]

Nigga what the fuck.

 

[Indari]

Nigga what the fuck.

>rich faggot
fuck you

 

[Aramaic-cel_SB]

was getting caught part of the plan?

 

[RichCel]

>rich faggot
fuck you

Hey I was a poorfag once too, and stole shit too, just not from a fucking Dollar store. You're getting fucked regardless if caught, might as well steal worthwhile shit.

 

[Aramaic-cel_SB]

If you were chad she would say "give me your Number or I will Call the Police"

 

[Deleted member 265]

youre fuckin based

 

[Evil Genius]

Chadari

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Dont go there again. But yeah. You're retarded for stealing from a dollar store

 

[Indari]

fucku

 

[Akkadian]

Just be shoplifter theory